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originalpckelly

(24,382 posts)
Sat Sep 29, 2012, 01:13 PM Sep 2012

Our reports on your planet show that you like humor...

To prepare for this, I come programmed with several "zingers" to assist me in activating your laughing reflex. Do not be alarmed if they appear overly staged, are delivered like they come from a white man with a pole up his ass, or accidentally show how out of touch with normal people I am. All that may be true, but this is merely to study this "humor" behavior of your species.

By the way, does anyone happen to have any grey alien poupon?

He will finish each joke with, "laugh out loud."

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Our reports on your planet show that you like humor... (Original Post) originalpckelly Sep 2012 OP
He will finish each joke with, "laugh out loud." Flashmann Sep 2012 #1
I am fluent in over six million forms of hiding money in foriegn countries! Curtland1015 Sep 2012 #2

Curtland1015

(4,404 posts)
2. I am fluent in over six million forms of hiding money in foriegn countries!
Sat Sep 29, 2012, 01:31 PM
Sep 2012


The odds of successfully surviving a debate with Obama are 725 to 1!
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