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Thu Oct 29, 2020, 07:25 PM

Texas Voters Line Up To Shoot Ballots At Local Election Range



CANYON, TX—Loading their firearms with enough ammo to mark their preferred candidates for each race, Texas voters lined up to begin shooting their 2020 ballots at local election ranges, sources confirmed Thursday.

“It’s always nice to stare down the ol’ iron sights and make your voice heard by leaving a bullet hole on your favorite politicians,” said Cal Humphries, 54, who shouldered an AR-15 and fired multiple rounds into a sheet of paper that hung from a target retrieval system to indicate his choice in a series of down-ballot judicial races.

“Being able to hit a bull’s-eye on your Senate pick is a hallowed right that our ancestors fought and died for. Just make sure you’re using the right caliber bullet, though, or your vote may be disqualified.”

At press time, a visibly furious Humphries was heard cursing loudly after one of his shots was slightly off, leading him to accidentally select Green Party presidential candidate Howie Hawkins.

https://www.theonion.com/texas-voters-line-up-to-shoot-ballots-at-local-election-1845520212

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Thu Oct 29, 2020, 07:26 PM

1. :-)

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Thu Oct 29, 2020, 07:30 PM

2. They must be so frustrated trying to come up with dumb shit MAGAts don't actually do.

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Thu Oct 29, 2020, 07:47 PM

3. It finally happened...not a clue

kind of sad after all these years.

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