Whitmer kidnap suspect wants out of jail - fears COVID-19

[Pluvious]

Hello Karma my old friend...

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#wompwomp

One of the men who plotted to kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer because they felt her COVID-19 policies were too harsh wants out of jail because he fears COVID-19

[icwlmuscyia]

1. ironically karmic

[Best_man23]

2. Tots and Pears

My message to him and his accomplices: Your God Emperor said Covid 19 was a hoax, so you should be fine.

[nykym]

3. Offer him a reduced sentance in exchange for

all the names and addresses of his comrades and the location of his base camp as well as any others he knows off.
Now remember to keep him on ice till all the militia goons are picked up and charged and their camps have been raided and dismantled.

[gratuitous]

4. Don't conspirus if you're afraid of the virus

Wait. Wasn't this fine specimen of humanity really really grrrr mad! at Gov. Whitmer because of her perfectly reasonable orders to fight the spread of Covid-19? Intellectual rigor not really this guy's forte, is it?

[texasfiddler]

5. Herd mentality asshole!!

[redstatebluegirl]

6. Poor baby doesn't he have a mask????

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

7. Well, gosh.

I rather doubt he's really turned his life around in less than two months. He can stay there a couple of years, at least.

[durablend]

8. Womp Womp

It's just a hoax anyway so I dunno what he's so worried about

[lpbk2713]

9. Should have thought of that before planning a kidnapping.

Tough shit. Get over it.

[DLCWIdem]

10. Wait. So ironic.....

He was so upset at Whitmer because of her orders for a mak mandate to control Covid. Now he is afraid of getting Covid. There are just no words...

[smirkymonkey]

11. Hah! Seriously!

Suck it up, snowflake! Take it like a man! Besides, it's all a big "librul" hoax, right?

[monmouth4]

12. He's turned his life around? Wow, didn't take long did it....nt

[calguy]

13. Let him drink bleach

[louis-t]

14. Where's my fucking violin? Oh, here it is.

[TlalocW]

15. *AHEM* (Deep Breath)

IT'S LIKE RAAAAAAAEEEEAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
IT'S A FREE RID WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY PAID
IT SOME GOOD ADVICE THAT YOU JUST DIDN'T TAKE (like don't kidnap the governor)
AND WHO WOULDA THOUGHT IT FIGURES?

TlalocW

[Straw Man]

16. Suck it up, Buttercup.

Karmic law-and-order is tough, ain't it?

How does bail reform sound now?

[2naSalit]

17. Too bad, tough guy lacking any sense.

You fucked up and now you are discovering what accountability means. Now you'll even have time to learn how to fucking spell it too.

[bdamomma]

18. No

you need to pay for your crime. Just stay there.

[Deuxcents]

19. Yep

Stay there and stfu. Wasn’t afraid of the virus before .. no need to worry now

[Blue Owl]

20. Tough shit fucko

Do the crime, serve the time

[SoonerPride]

21. Wear a mask and stay away from others, punk

Too Fucking bad