Since Trump is claiming states what should we at DU claim?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

I hereby claim Mar A Lago for this years Christmas party.

I hereby claim the Trump Tower for low income housing.

Okay let's get some ideas from the rest of you.

[Hoyt]

1. Damages for inflicting pain and suffering affecting our ability to work.

[klook]

2. I hereby claim Donald J. Trump winner of the Participation Trophy. (nt)

[lapfog_1]

3. I claim all of the universe

minus this shithole of a planet...

I hear there is an entire planet made of diamond! I'm rich beyond belief... haha!

[SheltieLover]

4. All his AND coconspirators' assets

For our tax money they wasted.

[DeminPennswoods]

5. I hereby claim all the

WH insignia M&M candy.

[Laelth]

6. I'll claim the golf course in Scotland ...

... as partial reimbursement for Trump’s blatant and repeated thefts from the United States Treasury.

-Laelth

[getagrip_already]

7. I claim gitmo and a cargo plane .....

I want to invite a few hundred republicans down for an indefinite visit.

[TruckFump]

8. I claim Trump International Golf Course for...

...a nature preserve. Unarmed human pooper scoopers, I claim Dotard, Jr, Jared, Ivanka and idiot bro Air-wreck.

🐅 🐆 🦓

[fleur-de-lisa]

9. I already "hereby claimed" Hawaii.

[OneBlueDotBama]

10. I claim....

The throne of England.... get those usurpers out now!

[KY_EnviroGuy]

11. Emergency lockdown of all McDonald's world-wide.

Herewith and whereas declared and decreed by the power vested in our dear Lord Flying Spaghetti Monster.

That should bring him to his knees.

KY..........

[fierywoman]

12. I claim his Twitter account.

[ananda]

13. I claim all Trump's Deutsche bank accounts..

to be distributed as stimulus checks to all
needy Americans.

[backtoblue]

14. I hereby order the ban of the color orange.

[NameAlreadyTaken]

15. We claim the White House

for at least the next 4 years.

[keithbvadu2]

16. I claim Melania as escort of the year.

I claim Melania as escort of the year.

[LakeArenal]

17. I'd claim the state of Florida...but seriously who'd want it.

It’s going to be underwater in ten years.