Someone told me that someone told them that Marco Rubio is

[redstateblues]

dying his hair blond in his bid to be Trump's heir in case Trump doesn't run again in 2024!!

[SWBTATTReg]

1. He even drinks his water the same way as trump does too!

[rzemanfl]

4. Not to mention his mushroom shaped penis pump...

some people say. Very fine people, believe me.

[onethatcares]

2. is he vying for the

pubic hair section or the anal hair section.

with his height, he can aspire to both.

[Mike Nelson]

3. If he's interested...

... I hear Joni Ernst is good at shortening fingers...

[Eid Ma Clack Shaw]

5. Rubio has to be the most pathetic person in the history of the universe

Not the worst, obviously, but just such a pathetic, simpering, sanctimonious tiny bottom feeder. He is, deservedly, a risible figure of fun.

[Ponietz]

6. Tom Cotton is the one I'm concerned about

[RestoreAmerica2020]

7. Well, it does seem appropriate, after all it's in his name--que no? [Right?]