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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Donald J. Trump offered a full-throated defense of his election-related lawsuits on Thursday, arguing, No one knows more about fraud than me.
Trump ridiculed television commentators who have dismissed his accusations of election fraud, claiming that he has much more experience in fraud than all of these beauties put together.
People forget that, right when I became President, I settled a twenty-five-million-dollar fraud case against me, he said. You cant beat hands-on experience like that.
For my entire life, I have been drenched in fraud, he said.
Trump said that, when his election lawsuits are argued in court, his special expertise will win the day. Fraud is my middle name, he boasted.
Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-defends-lawsuits-no-one-knows-more-about-fraud-than-me
Deuxcents
(15,785 posts)He finally admitted what we all know.
marylandblue
(12,344 posts)AngryOldDem
(14,061 posts)That didnt have the quite the meaning he intended.
The man is a walking, talking fraud. Always has been.
RainCaster
(10,691 posts)He says "My middle name is Fraud", but I had a different word in mind.
Rhiannon12866
(203,034 posts)Cha
(295,929 posts)own damn "FRAUDS".. FAKE president
Rhiannon12866
(203,034 posts)He told us exactly who he was since the 2016 campaign!
Cha
(295,929 posts)on some clip.. maybe it was the Colbert one.. that he woke up and Biden was ahead after he was the night before.. and they were all states with Democratic Govs.. Big Whine!
Anyway if Biden officially gets Georgia that blows that accusation right out of the water.
And, he told us what he was going to do.. declare "victory" before all the votes were counted.
How's that working out for him?
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,041 posts)I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
-- Will Rogers
Now this doesn't really have anything to do with the OP, but I've always liked Will Rogers and we need a reminder that rotten Ronnie didn't invent Republicans' deceit about economics:
The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didnt know that money trickled up. Give it to the people at the bottom and the people at the top will have it before night, anyhow. But it will at least have passed through the poor fellows hands.
-- Will Rogers