I no longer wish the counting to hurry up

[Yonnie3]

Upon reflection,

I like the steady drip of poor news for t'Rump and his cult.

Each new report must be a slap in the face, a kick to the groin, a knife to the ego, etc.
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Edit to add:

A similar sentiment expressed much more elegantly

Link to tweet

Text of tweet:
The Hoarse Whisperer
@TheRealHoarse
Today, upon my table is a banquet. A glorious feast. An array of platters and bowls heaped high with fine foodstuffs so long in their coming.

Today, we will consume Trumpers’ sadness over wine and merriment.

Join me as we sup.

[Thekaspervote]

1. ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

[42bambi]

2. I like the way you think! nt

[Qutzupalotl]

3. The White House is now consumed by the deafening roar of

thousands of little cockroach feet running for the exits.

[Cirque du So-What]

4. I especially relish the throat-punches

I think we’re due for a couple of those today.

[Clash City Rocker]

5. It's like Chinese Water Torture

And we know how he feels about China.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

6. There is a bit of masochism here..

But the slow suffering and the agony of defeat is sweet music right now.

The stress has to be killing him.

[Mike 03]

7. Agreed. This is too delicious to rush.