Vanity Fair: TRUMP PLANS TO BARRICADE HIMSELF IN THE OVAL OFFICE AND REFUSE TO COME OUT

[Saboburns]

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Before you tell me let me be perfectly clear, I UNDERSTAND WHETHER HE CONCEDES OR NOT IT DOESN'T MATTER LEGALLY. I get it.

That's not the point here. The point here is that there is no bottom. Anything is possible. The madness is only BEGINNING. Prepare yourself for a siege.

[soothsayer]

1. Oh how I hope he does this

[Mr. Ected]

2. I fear that many will die

And it would be just like the reptilian pooplicans to blame Joe.

[LizBeth]

3. And this is what happens when you continue to allow a little one to have their little tantrums

without addressing. They keep doing it, bigger and worse.

They should have called it like they would any other Presidential race. Instead dragging it out and coddling Trump and his supporters are only creating a bigger and bigger mess. Supporters are going to use this drawn out time that was not necessary, that it was not decisive, and it was. And that they have a legitimate complaint because see how long it took, when it could have been called yesterday, easily.

[Grasswire2]

4. simple.

Seal off the ventilation ducts, call the fumigator. Leave just one exit -- guarded.

And be prepared to check everything leaving the WH for stolen artifacts and silverware.

Then call ServPro for the biggest project ever.

And burn some sage.

[My Pet Orangutan]

8. Easier than that. Cut off / jam the internet and cell phones.

Redirect landline calls to the Secret Service.

[fleur-de-lisa]

11. Yep. Without tv and his phone he'd be out in 5 minutes.

[Yonnie3]

16. Ya forgot cable/satellite tv.

Cut that, close the kitchen and not allow deliveries.

[Frustratedlady]

5. Who has the frog suit? If he's going to be marched out, let's be sure he's dressed for

the occasion.

Might as well take Moscow "The Turtle" Mitch with him. We'll clean the swamp for good.

[underpants]

6. Vanity Fair has had some excellent reports but I have to doubt this

and I do understand who we are talking about here.

[Saboburns]

14. er, um did you catch his presser last night?!?

Under a rock the last 4 years?

[Ms. Toad]

20. THe alarmist headline does not match tehactual article. n/t

[BeyondGeography]

7. Over 70 million Americans voted for this deformed human

I will keep that in my head forever.

[My Pet Orangutan]

17. 70 million Americans voted for the leader

of a fascist movement (MAGA). Trump was Führer, but I suspect for many, it was that attraction of fascism itself, more than the man, that was the deciding factor.

[Firestorm49]

9. Poor boy. He's really ill and needs help. 🖕

[WhiskeyWulf]

10. There would be some serious entertainment value in that.

I think he should try it.

[tanyev]

13. Ha! Building his blanket fort right now.

[gollygee]

15. That would be fun to watch on CNN. nt

[Renew Deal]

18. I think he'll leave on time.

Whether he participates in any ceremonies is another story.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

19. I'll just put this movie scene here.

[CousinIT]

21. Twitter response: "put it on pay-per-view and pay off the national debt" n/t

[Kaleva]

22. A film made in 1931 predicted this

[Binkie The Clown]

23. I hear he's going to build a fort with the sofa cushions. nt

[Buckeye_Democrat]

29. LOL!

[Stallion]

24. He'll Come Out as Soon as Door Dash Refuses to Deliver KFC and MacDonalds

[Sanity Claws]

25. I think he will abscond in the middle of the night sometime in January

and fly somewhere without saying anything in advance.

After he safely is gone, he will make a public announcement and turn everything upside down.

[BGBD]

26. He'll leave

I fully expect that in a couple of weeks he is going to head to Mar-a-Lago for "the holidays" and that will be the last time he steps foot in the White House. He will stay down there and not even attend the inauguration.

There is, of course, tradition for the sitting President to welcome the incoming President to the WH. I think Biden should set up a situation where Obama, Bush, Clinton, and Carter come to the WH to welcome him instead.

[Bev54]

27. Cut off the cable

and don't allow anyone to change his nappies and he will come out..

[mackdaddy]

28. This will be the longest he has gone without going golfing his whole administration.

maybe just wait until he leaves and just change the locks.

[OAITW r.2.0]

30. It will be the greatest sulk exit you have ever seen.

It needs to be captured on video for the historical record.

[Blue Owl]

31. The Power Toddler is stuck on his potty chair

Fuck off little Donny

[Jirel]

32. If true...

The demand for video will break the internet. Living in the White House does not make a President. We have many nice places for the Bidens to stay while they shut everything off and get the fugitive out of there. In which case he’ll be in handcuffs for basically creating a hostage standoff.

[grumpyduck]

33. I just wanna know...

Free or pay per view?

[Mickju]

34. I hope they film it.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

35. So, the Trumps are already kicking of their new reality show, and with a bang!

I wonder who he sold the rights to?...... .........

[Dirty Socialist]

36. Has anyone seen "White Heat" starring Spencer Tracy?

"I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!!"