Dear Pennsylvania, as I sit here today....

There is something important I truly feel the need to
say.
I write this to you with tears of joy in my old eyes.
For my lack of faith in you, I do apologize.
As the election of Joe and Kamala we can now proudly
celebrate,
I forgive you for the vote count that came in so darn
late.
I know I've called you names, as in Pennsyltucky.
But now to be a Pennsy gal, I'm feelin' pretty lucky.
Remember in the 90s when I moved to the great
Northwest,
I didn't last two years there cuz Philly cheese steaks
are the best.
So because you went for Biden, my dear home state
of Pennsylvania,
We won't endure four more years that would have
turned us into Transylvania!