Jones Day-Ambulance chasers for the rich and powerful

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

Have you or a loved one recently lost an election? Does power seem to be slipping through your fingers? Worried about repercussions from illegal or unethical behavior? Don't worry. Jones Day is here for you. Our team of lawyers is experienced at bypassing pesky regulations. Whether you find yourself one vote behind or tens of thousands of votes behind we'll challenge those results for you. Just because you lost the election, it doesn't mean you lost the election. Nobody cares about the "will of the people" less than Jones Day. So call now. There is a limited time to act. 24 hours a day, your call will always be answered by an attorney. Call 1-800-OVERTURN, that's 1-800-OVERTURN. We're here to tell you that YOU are not a LOSER.

[empedocles]

1. Small consolation to us, but the odds are that as a huge firm, the trump account

is hurting them - especially long term.

There are a lot of reasons why most firms stayed away.

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

2. That's what I was trying to get at

Their reputation needs to take a hit. Everyone needs to have zealous legal representation available to them-even Trump- but there are limits to what is ethical and appropriate. Their reputation needs to take a hit. Count them among the firms that will take any client, prosecute any case, do whatever they can no matter the legal efficacy. Expect one of their lawyers to open the desk drawer, take out a neck brace and hand it to Trump with the phone number and address of a doctor who will be happy to take care of him.

[Cartaphelius]

3. The biggest, ignored campaign contribution from the Jones Day

Rat's Nest of Concierge Law Outcome (guaranteed results) either
don't care about getting paid from their "client" (because that
just what he does )or Trump's representation will simply be
called "Pro's Blono" work, taken as dollar for dollar tax write off.
That way WE, every tax paying individual (the 90%) will have
the pleasure to pay for Trump's legal tantrum over being a LOSER
for the first time in his life.

[Laxman]

4. This Is Right On Brand....

for this firm. I find it interesting that lawyers there are expressing discomfort with this particular client. I didn't think they had it in them to feel any kind of regret. This is a firm that represented tobacco companies, the Bin Ladin family, Volkswagen and Art Modell when he moved the Browns out of Cleveland. Good to know there's some kind of gag reflex there, it just takes a lot to make them throw up in their mouths a little bit.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/09/business/jones-day-trump-election-lawsuits.html

[Roland99]

5. well-done!