How to survive a post tRumpBie Apocalypse
Last edited Fri Nov 13, 2020, 03:47 PM - Edit history (1)
Figuring that there are 70 million tRumpers roaming around the country, mindlessly devouring everything their zombie leader spews, I thought I would share some of my survival techniques with you
Stay as far away from them as possible, if you must go near them & be completely safe wear their scent, a maga hat or something that identifies you as one of them. If they do happen to catch on that you are normal don't panic, they are slow and very dimwitted, just point to a shiny object or, in extreme cases, go to the nearest car & set off its alarm, the noise will draw them away as you make your escape.
Don't try to talk to them, their systems cannot take rational dialog and they will immediately regurgitate it back as fake news or twist it into some conspiracy. This could also cause them to turn on you (refer to notes above if that happens)