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Atticus

(15,124 posts)
Fri Nov 13, 2020, 09:04 PM Nov 2020

"Mr. Trump, Air Force One needs a complete overhaul due to safety concerns. The work should take

about 69 days. Oh, and, by the way, we are voiding your passport so we can print a new one with an updated photo.

'When will your new one be ready?' Uh---two weeks, ok? Two weeks---you know---when your beautiful healthcare plan will be released."

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"Mr. Trump, Air Force One needs a complete overhaul due to safety concerns. The work should take (Original Post) Atticus Nov 2020 OP
Sounds right to me! Karadeniz Nov 2020 #1
Oh, and can you move into your hotel down the street? Old Terp Nov 2020 #2
FUMIGATE EVERYTHING REPUKES EVER TOUCHED Skittles Nov 2020 #3
Fortunately, that doesn't include the silverware jmowreader Nov 2020 #5
Though I will say that crap on a silver platter is a perfect metaphor for this administration! Initech Nov 2020 #6
... liberaltrucker Nov 2020 #4
Perfect. Hekate Nov 2020 #7
I truly wonder if we are going to have any more screaming on the lawn under a running helicopter underpants Nov 2020 #8
I rate this post .... Pobeka Nov 2020 #9

Old Terp

(464 posts)
2. Oh, and can you move into your hotel down the street?
Fri Nov 13, 2020, 09:26 PM
Nov 2020

We need to do some major disinfecting of the building. We also need to remove some vulgar furnishings. When leaving, do not remove any of our valuables. We know what they are and we know where to find you.

jmowreader

(50,447 posts)
5. Fortunately, that doesn't include the silverware
Fri Nov 13, 2020, 09:42 PM
Nov 2020

You don't need forks and knives to eat fried chicken and hamberders, and they give you sporks for the mashed potatoes and coleslaw.

(And you know Trump has been president too long when "hamberders" doesn't piss off your spelling checker.)

underpants

(182,271 posts)
8. I truly wonder if we are going to have any more screaming on the lawn under a running helicopter
Fri Nov 13, 2020, 09:58 PM
Nov 2020

Moments.

It almost gives me a sort of nostalgia until I realize every single day that bag of scum spent in the WH Was an embarrassment to everything this nation and just plain decency stand for.

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