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Atticus

(15,124 posts)
Sat Nov 14, 2020, 03:13 PM Nov 2020

About this Trump Train: "And lo---as the angry crowd plodded down the wide path that runneth on

even unto the palace where he who called himself "The Most High" dwelleth, a Great Noise was heard! The sky opened and a light brighter than a hundred---nay, a THOUSAND suns!---drove all to their knees, quivering in fright and making puddles whereat they knelt!

"WHAT PART OF 'NEVER TRUMP' DO YOU FOOLS NOT UNDERSTAND?" cried the voice in the light.

"I sent hurricanes and forest fires and caused the nations of the world to regard you with disgust and disrespect!

I revealed to all who sought truth the base nature of the dross that the wicked and foolish had raised up to power and, yet, you dare to profane the honest goodness of the people by wearing detestable signs on your heads and breasts as you wave bright banners of abomination before me!

"THOU HAST PISSED ME OFF!" thundered the sky voice and the mob of defilers just --- "went away like a miracle".

The clouds parted, birds sang once again in the blue sky and sighs of relief and smiles were shared hither and yon.

Sigh---fiction I am afraid, but it sure felt good to write!

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About this Trump Train: "And lo---as the angry crowd plodded down the wide path that runneth on (Original Post) Atticus Nov 2020 OP
Bravo! Thomas Hurt Nov 2020 #1
Nice one. TreasonousBastard Nov 2020 #2
Thus spake Atticus, Oracle, Sage and Head Scribe of the Realm!!! mr_lebowski Nov 2020 #3
Cathartic, to be sure. n/t Laelth Nov 2020 #4
Well done! Thank you for sharing it. Newest Reality Nov 2020 #5
Admittedly, reading this as scripture, I was lulled procon Nov 2020 #6

procon

(15,805 posts)
6. Admittedly, reading this as scripture, I was lulled
Sat Nov 14, 2020, 03:28 PM
Nov 2020

into a sense of righteous indignation. Then i recollected I'm an atheist and if there are any sky voices within hearing distance then it's some fool with a megaphone.

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