When Trump assumes room temperature, should he be buried after the usual past president honors, or

[Atticus]

just double-bagged and drug to the curb?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. There should be a conventional funeral so we can be sure the MFer is dead.

[Kaleva]

4. A stake through the heart.

[sdfernando]

7. True...I'll need to know the location of the plot so I can drink a 12-pack and head on over. /nt

[left-of-center2012]

2. Well ...

We know he cannot be buried at Arlington cemetery.

Probably at Mar-A-Lago.
Will there be a Donald Trump library?

[Kaleva]

3. Do what Romans did with at least one Emperors. Toss the body into the river.

[Rice4VP]

5. I've been wondering for years who would even speak

at the occasion other than his spawn. It’s not like anyone really likes him...except for the cult

[KY_EnviroGuy]

6. When is it this cold-hearted asshole will come UP to room temperature?

Bury him at sea off a fishing boat alongside Bin Laden...........

[TreasonousBastard]

8. Viking funeral might be fun. FWIW, Nikki Glaser said about someone else...

"The only one who likes you is the the Mexican who will be digging your grave."

[LuvLoogie]

9. Barack Speaks, The Squad speak and sing a dirge.

Hillary gives the eulogy.

[NurseJackie]

10. I'll need a place to dance and then piss on.

[Hekate]

13. This

[Budi]

11. Bagged & sent off in one of McConnell's wife's shipping containers

Surely Putin can find a place to rest his decaying carcass after all the deals he handed them

[Bob Munck]

12. An Appropriate Final Destination

Didn't NYC have to dig at least one mass grave for COVID-19 fatalities?

Add Trump to it, list him as John Doe245000. Maybe build a Trump Library somewhere near-by, with no books.

[geomon666]

14. Well you know how JFK has the eternal flame?

I think Trump should have the eternal piss. Where it just rains piss down onto his grave endlessly, forever.

[Totally Tunsie]

25. +++

[jmowreader]

15. "Friends, Americans, countrymen, lend me your ears..."

I come not to praise Trump. I come to dump the worthless fuck in a sewage lagoon with 900 pounds of concrete cast around his ankles, to be sure he stays down.

A long time ago, Shakespeare wrote a play about Julius Caesar. He used beautiful, flowing language to describe the man.

I'm not going to do that.

Donald Trump was the most evil man in the history of the world.

Some of you may be saying, "what about Hitler? Mao? Pol Pot? Joseph Kony? Weren't they at least as evil as Trump?"

To that I say...no. No, they weren't. Trump took what used to be the beacon of freedom throughout the world, these United States we all love, and tried to turn it into a dictatorship.

He separated children from their parents, locked the kids in cages and deported the parents.

He put 200 highly unqualified judges on the federal courts. It was almost like he went through the American Bar Association's recommendations and, when he found someone rated "do not fucking put this asshole on a court no matter what you do," he'd jump up and down screaming, "that's our boy!"

He fired people over Twitter. Most jobs, if you get canned they do it in private so as to allow you to maintain at least the tiniest shred of dignity. Not Trump. This asshole would go on Twitter, fire them, then spend the next two weeks tearing them down even farther. I'm surprised the suicide rate among Trump fire-ees isn't far higher than it is.

But the guy did have a sense of humor. After all, he convinced his wife to make Cyberbullying her special first lady project. This is ironic as hell, seeing as how Trump was the most prolific and nastiest cyberbully in the history of the Internet.

He did love the ladies, or at least the part of the ladies that's between their hipbones. Donald Trump would fuck anything that moves. I told myself before I came out here that I wouldn't just use one obscenity after the other, but we're talking Donald Trump here, folks; if you don't call him the most worthless fucking piece of shit to ever walk the earth, a six-foot turd or a miserable cocksucker, you're just not doing your job. Capisce?

By the way, that shit about women letting you do anything when you're a big star? It's bullshit. There are several women out there charging this asshole with rape which leads me to believe when you're rich you really can't just grab 'em by the pussy.

I'm going to stop now before I break out in tears of laughter over the thought of this cocksucker being dead, and it's even funnier when you think HOW he died - cholesterol buildup from his shitty diet, which he chose because as a germophobe he thought it was safer to eat that shit.

So...he's dead, and we're going to sink his ass to the bottom of this shit-filled lake where he'll fit right in. We've got cold Cokes, hash brownies and roast beef sandwiches on the tables behind you. If you can stand to eat in the midst of this stench, that stuff's pretty good.

[Deuxcents]

16. 👍

[GoCubsGo]

17. Yep. I was going to suggest he get the bin Laden treatment:

Toss him in the ocean, where nobody can memorialize his grave. But, I like the shit-filled lagoon idea even better.

[Baked Potato]

18. Hot damn!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

23. Will that pass EPA muster (assuming it gets rebuilt)?

The legacy of impeached trump will be the suffering of generations from the ripple effects of his incompetence, ego, and vengefulness.

[not_the_one]

26. I appreciate your intent... but you lost me at

cocksucker. (I have purposely NOT left the word in the reply title, in an effort to not offend anyone perusing the reply titles.)

But I continued reading on... And then you used it a second time.

It is sad that wit does not negate ignorance.

Disclaimer, I have been known to use the B word (five letters), when I REALLY wanted to use the C word (4 letters). The B word is almost acceptable in polite society, where as the C word is NOT. And POLITE is the FIRST word I think of, when I think of how DU posters treat each other.

But there is NO excuse for using blatant homophobic slurs. ESPECIALLY on a democratic discussion website where there are a lot of people who fit that description.

(You DO know that when one of us applies for the aforementioned status, that it IS stated in the fine print that we may be subjected to that insulting term by trumpers, and others of that ilk, don't you? But it is NOT acceptable from friends and family. In any circumstances. Correct me if I am wrong in thinking that DU falls into the categories of both friends AND family...)

That term has become, unfortunately, the last ditch effort at the ULTIMATE insult. Sad. Bigly.

Otherwise, spot on!

edit for spelling

[Atticus]

28. I agree. Thanks for an educational post that not everyone could write without going

ballistic.

Well said.

[GulfCoast66]

19. Questions to our lawyers on DU.

I realize if I actually pissed on his grave I could be charged with public indecency which puts me on the sex offender list. Not doing that.

But if I poured a vial of my piss on his grave what would be the offense?

I mean, the Urea would actually fertilize the grass.

[crickets]

20. Shhh. He can't do that yet, so don't give him any ideas.

He has to be charged, tried, found guilty, and incarcerated. Then the American people no longer have to worry about a state funeral. His family is stuck dealing with the arrangements. The rest of us can say, one last time, "It is what it is." and "I don't care. Do you?"

[albacore]

21. nt...

[Marie Marie]

22. I believe in ecology so I say:

Throw his ample corpse out in the field and let the road kill eating raptors have at him. Circle of life and all that.

[Mc Mike]

24. No. Observing the norms and traditions that he always ignored, flouted, ran over,

would be an insult to him and the way he lived his life.

[AmericanCanuck]

27. Leave his body in the desert

and then do a time-lapse video as vultures and hyenas leave nothing behind.