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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI can't believe I missed this:
I was watching Noel Casler last night in a very lengthy interview he gave with five other participants, and he reiterated that story about Trump crapping himself when under stress on set and elsewhere. During this particular interview he added that his accidents not only smelled to high heaven, but were voluminous in extreme. The crew used to call the show the shit show for this reason.
So this morning as Im driving to work, I suddenly realize that that is why Trump was referring to flushing the toilet 15 times. The way Casler describes it, hes got huge amounts of material in there from eating McDonalds food to excess, and when he goes he really goes. Apparently, doing Adderall and then Xanax causes sudden bowel relaxation which leads to large volume BMs.
And now I understand the dilemma: low flush toilets dont take it all the first few times and thats why Trump is obsessed with plumbing fixtures.
murielm99
(30,736 posts)Moostache
(9,895 posts)BadGimp
(4,015 posts)JGug1
(320 posts)No further comment needed.
PatSeg
(47,415 posts)That's far more Trump than I can handle.
Delmette2.0
(4,164 posts)RockRaven
(14,959 posts)There are all sorts of paper or paper like or plasticized or rubberized objects which are not intended to go down the drain but which people nevertheless attempt to dispose of that way.
FakeNoose
(32,634 posts)... a used diaper.
dchill
(38,474 posts)Blue Owl
(50,352 posts)Jersey Devil
(9,874 posts)arrrghh
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)I love thinking about stuff like this.
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)magicarpet
(14,145 posts)... the volume is what you would expect from a rhinoceros, a manatee, or a hippopotamus.
When trDump takes a shit it fills a standard five gallon bucket right up to the top rim.
birdographer
(1,324 posts)There are photos that make it abundantly clear that Donald wears diapers. So this is believable. Maybe that's why he spends so much time on the golf course. A breeze to take his stench away.
GoCubsGo
(32,080 posts)Besides shitting himself, Casler says Trump doesn't like to take a shower. He is fucking disgusting in so many ways.
nykym
(3,063 posts)he is full of SHIT!
SledDriver
(2,059 posts)Towlie
(5,324 posts)AmericanCanuck
(1,102 posts)Those are 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back
Stuart G
(38,420 posts)...I like these words...."..he's got huge amounts of material in there from eating McDonald's food to
excess, and when he goes he really goes..........................
NOW...THAT IS A SENTENCE TO BE REMEMBERED FOR ALL TIME..NO, YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP!!!!
...............THE SENTENCE TO TOTALLY DESCRIBE DONALD TRUMP FOREVER...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.......................THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU AND THANK YOU
.............................................YOU MADE MY DAY....................................................
..................................OF COURSE......a hattip for you .not one, but many....
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cayugafalls
(5,640 posts)KS Toronado
(17,209 posts)I don't know because I never eat there.
orwell
(7,771 posts)..that Drumpf is full of shit?
I think everyone here already knows that...
Stuart G
(38,420 posts)CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)When shopping for supplies to remodel a rental property bathroom, one salesperson showed me a toilet that could "flush 23 golf balls at one time".
That's an analogy that Trump could visualize.
Celerity
(43,330 posts)Cockney Rejects - Bad Man
Gruenemann
(984 posts)"So bigly and stinkly!"
Gruenemann
(984 posts)that he lost control all over the helicopter taking him to Walter Reed.
Maru Kitteh
(28,339 posts)hear about Donny's wild ride to the hospital.
Dem2theMax
(9,650 posts)I have IBS. I knew immediately why he was complaining about toilet flushing.
FoxNewsSucks
(10,429 posts)a human being. A total piece of shit.
Airotciv60
(29 posts)Reading this makes me want to up-chuck!
plimsoll
(1,668 posts)Newer toilets have smaller flush volumes. Older rural homes built for higher volume flushes have shallower pitches to the plumbing. If you replace the toilet now you have a mismatch, and it can be annoying.
His whole schtick is grievance expression. The toilet doesnt work like the one from 40 years ago, the lightbulbs cost more because the arent incandescents, the dishwasher is slower, o cant use the cheap laundry detergent in my new washing machine.
It is an odd mix, Luddites being goosed by social media.
PCIntern
(25,540 posts)cayugafalls
(5,640 posts)Vinca
(50,269 posts)dump? Yuck. Melania . . . what a lucky gal.
PufPuf23
(8,767 posts)lmfao, but reiterate too awful to know.
DU seldom fails to amaze.
Thank you for your excellent posts but not this one.
Bernardo de La Paz
(48,999 posts)liberalla
(9,243 posts)Why isn't he too embarrassed to discuss them? I would be...
bucolic_frolic
(43,138 posts)or so I read, i'm no doctor on tv
lunatica
(53,410 posts)Because you posted this I believe it, coming from you. But I still feel compelled to ask. Wouldnt this be one of those things thats widely known? Something that everyone knows before they meet him?
lunatica
(53,410 posts)I alternated between LOL! and ICK!
Thanks for posting; I had not seen this!
Kid Berwyn
(14,889 posts)lastlib
(23,217 posts)...in the tradition of a Scotsman(?) whose name escapes me...It's even more appropos, knowing this.
Since his inauguration, I've been referring to the dirty business in the toilet as "dumping a trump" and to "trump paper". These have a new meaning now as well.
Kid Berwyn
(14,889 posts)For me, if it floats, its a Smirko after Pretzeldent McCokespoon.
If it sinks, its a Sneering Dick Cheney.
Players in a tragedy, from that which they all return, swirling.
Sanity Claws
(21,846 posts)but literally? If he eats food like Mickey D's, he isn't getting much fiber. That kind of food is white bread, meat (of questionable origin), french fries. All of it is processed food and not sufficient to form firm stool.
Maybe the adderall caused loose bowels or he takes laxatives to poop. These may cause him to squirt out diarrhea like stool.
demmiblue
(36,841 posts)I remember reading a couple of his tweets that were proven to be false/exaggerated.
aquamarina
(1,865 posts)NoRoadUntravelled
(2,626 posts)58Sunliner
(4,384 posts)miffelplix
(54 posts)Another factoid to add to the theory.
Roc2020
(1,615 posts)OMGWTF
(3,952 posts)yuiyoshida
(41,831 posts)i can believe it.
FakeNoose
(32,634 posts)So the entire program is an hour and 17 minutes, but you can fast-forward to 24:15 if you just want to hear the stuff about Chump shitting himself in the Apprentice shows. Noel Casler was a behind-the-camera employee for all 8 years of the Apprentice Shows. For the last 3 years he was Ivanka's handler, and I guess he saw everything more or less. Noel also talks about Chump misbehaving at the beauty pageants, and several other public horrors.
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)JI7
(89,247 posts)his pants looked weird. Like how the front looks like the back as if he is wearing them backwards.