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tblue37

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Thu Nov 19, 2020, 05:23 PM Nov 2020

Great Giuliani lawyer joke



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This might have been my most on the nose Rudy as lawyer joke from years ago (I heard a version of it in bar prep decades ago)

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(At a naturalization hearing)

Immigration Judge (going through checklist): Mr. Giuliani, does your client advocate the overthrow of the government by force or violence?

@RudyGiuliani : Violence.

Judge: No, it's not...

Giuliani: Definitely violence.
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Great Giuliani lawyer joke (Original Post) tblue37 Nov 2020 OP
Perfect soothsayer Nov 2020 #1
Love it! Native Nov 2020 #2
Sounds like the Rude Ghoul in that PA court ... Hermit-The-Prog Nov 2020 #3
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