Yikes, this sounds... not good

[blogslut]

Link to tweet

Andy Richter
@AndyRichter

This would be a sad story if it wasn’t about a turd

Guardian news
@guardiannews

Donald Trump Jr says he will pass time in Covid isolation by cleaning his guns

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/21/donald-trump-jr-coronavirus-isolation

[Newest Reality]

1. Oh, that's just a euphamism

For his straw and his nostrils.

At least they feel clean after a good, strong application of Toot Brand gun cleaner.

[StarryNite]

2. Dog whistle?

[crickets]

14. +1

[Moostache]

3. is it wrong that I'm rooting for an accident? (n/t)

[leftieNanner]

4. I thought that was Kimberly's job..........

[stillcool]

5. sounds just fine to me...

as long as he stays with family.

[mtnsnake]

6. Maybe it's his way of telling all the lunatics to get THEIR guns ready

now that they know there is no chance of them getting the election overturned.

[NoRoadUntravelled]

7. Sounds like Jr is planning another safari where he will kill yet more endangered species.

This family seems to hold nothing but disdain for this planet and all things that live upon it.

"On a hunting trip to Mongolia earlier this summer the US president’s son Donald Trump Jr killed a rare species of endangered sheep. A permit for the killing was retroactively issued after Trump met with the country’s president, according to new reporting from ProPublica."

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/dec/11/donald-trump-jr-mongolia-rare-endangered-sheep-permit

A chip off the old block. His father thought nothing of pulling breast feeding babies from the arms of their asylum seeking mothers and locking them in cages. Naturally, Jr. gets a thrill out of killing a rare animal that is treasured by the people of the country where it lives.

[3Hotdogs]

8. Please, we need a reason for reprise of the musical,

"I Just Fukin' Shot Myself."

[Solly Mack]

9. He could always point them at his junior-shroom as he cleans them.

Snap a photo. Maybe pull the trigger. Accidentally, of course.

[Ferrets are Cool]

10. So he can go kill some more endangered species?

GOD DAMNED MOTHERFUCKER. I HATE THIS FUCKING ASSWIPE.

[DBoon]

11. "Can't come to work today"

"The voices in my head told me to stay home and clean my guns"

[LowerManhattanite]

13. Hope he's a Hemingway or Cobain fan.

[louis-t]

15. Maybe he can post a how-to video on YouTube.

How to Safely Handle A Weapon. "Today I'm going to show you how to safely handle a weapon. First, make sure the weapon is loaded. Then, with the left hand, slide the.... (gun slips out of his hand and fires) Ahh, Jesus, I just shot myself.....fuck...fuck...Daddy!!!..."

[Dem2]

16. "I'm so impotent!"

What a laughable idiot.