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Midnight Writer

(21,674 posts)
Mon Nov 23, 2020, 03:09 PM Nov 2020

Have you all heard of this J-anon character?

J claims to be an OUTSIDER with peripheral knowledge of BIDEN's plans and DEEP STATE workings.

These missives are encoded in an ARCANE STYLE known as PLAIN ENGLISH which REPUBLICANS have trouble understanding.

J reports that BIDEN intends to bring at least two SPECIAL CANINES into the WHITE HOUSE that can identify REPUBLICANS by sensing their NEGATIVE VIBRATIONS.

J claims BIDEN will reimagine the PRESIDENT-FIRST LADY dynamic as one based on LOVE, TRUST, and MUTUAL SUPPORT.

J reveals BIDEN has a SECRET PLAN to PACK THE COURTS with HIGHLY QUALIFIED, FAIR MINDED jurors of STALWART CHARACTER.

J claims BIDEN is accepting RECOMMENDATIONS for judges from THE FEDERALIST SOCIETY, ALEX JONES, SEAN HANNITY, and others and is using those RECOMMENDATIONS to WIPE HIS NARROW WHITE ASS.

J writes of a SECRET PLAN to dispatch dedicated CAREER DIPLOMATS to shore up ALLIANCES and TREATIES with our INTERNATIONAL FRIENDS, and to MARGINALIZE and ISOLATE DESPOTIC REGIMES.

J says BIDEN has a list of EXECUTIVE ORDERS issued by TRUMP that he plans to RESCIND and NEGATE on DAY ONE with his own EXECUTIVE ORDERS.

Scary stuff, and this J person promises more is to come.

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Have you all heard of this J-anon character? (Original Post) Midnight Writer Nov 2020 OP
whoopee, I'm ready. Sounds delicious. I like this J. More deep state workings, please. Biophilic Nov 2020 #1
Their slogan: SCantiGOP Nov 2020 #2
So you've seen them too? Midnight Writer Nov 2020 #3
Oh, the horror!!! PatSeg Nov 2020 #4
"These missives are encoded in an ARCANE STYLE known as PLAIN ENGLISH" Kaleva Nov 2020 #5
No wonder I am sleeping better these days DonaldsRump Nov 2020 #6
canines don't sense "vibrations" DBoon Nov 2020 #7

DBoon

(22,336 posts)
7. canines don't sense "vibrations"
Mon Nov 23, 2020, 03:55 PM
Nov 2020

they detect republicans through their advanced canine sense of smell.

Corruption gives off a distinctive aroma that dogs can easily sense.

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