Hey Donnie, More Pardons Please. Pardon every shitbag you know. I DARE you.

[Stinky The Clown]

Cuz, ya see, Donnie, once pardoned, they lose their 5th Amendment protections. If they lie about the shit you pardon 'em for, they commit crimes. You'll criminalize lies.

Imagine, Donnie, if Princess Barbie get's asked about the crimes she did in cahoots with you. Imagine if that eunuch she's married to is asked the same thing.

Oh, and Donnie, when you pardon them, be as broad as you possibly can. That way, EVERY FUCKING THING they did and every fucking thing they know they gotta answer about when a prosecutor of member of Congress asks questions.

Go ahead, Donnie, DO IT, you fucking dumbass.

DO IT

DO IT

DO IT

[Lotusflower70]

1. Hmmm

That is what he is going to do. He is going scorched earth before he is taken out.

[MFM008]

2. he will do it

every outrageous thing he can do he will do and his maggot lovers will cheer.
he may even go back in history and pardon Jesse James ...expect anything.

[Stinky The Clown]

3. Posthumous pardons have precedent, so Jesse's a possibility. So's Al Capone.

[TheRealNorth]

4. My guess is he is quietly selling them

to every shit bag that will pony up.

[Blue Owl]

5. ParDonald tRump