Old family recipe - Popcorn turkey stuffing

[packman]

Turkey Stuffing Recipe

Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a
stuffing -- imagine that. Perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell
when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.

8 - 15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn
Salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Brush turkey well with melted butter
salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.

Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. -VERY IMPORTANT

When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done.

[blueinredohio]

1. You got me on that one. LOL

[Dagstead Bumwood]

2. More fun than that pop-up thingie, to be sure.

[Pantagruel]

3. Had me going

right until the punchline.

But aerodynamically, the bird won't fly if you aim the "neck end toward the back of the oven"..........

[MineralMan]

4. LOL!

[cwydro]

5. In the middle of cooking here, and that literally made me laugh out loud!

[panader0]

6. How about Beer Butt Turkey? It's a real thing and quite tasty (I hear).

Just remember to open the can before putting it in the oven.

[peggysue2]

7. LOL!

Actually thought this was for real. Until that last line.

Color me gullible.

[dameatball]

8. Good one! I bit too.

[MontanaMama]

9. You got me on that one.

[pandr32]

10. LMAO!

[Wawannabe]

11. Dude

Ya got me! ROTFLMAO!!

[GeorgeGist]

12. Snort, you got me.

[perfessor]

13. "The Turkey Shot Out of the Oven"

... by Jack Prelutsky. A great poem, a favorite of children and adults in our house.

[pazzyanne]

14. My oldest brother's favorite dressing recipe! nt