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Soph0571

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Fri Nov 27, 2020, 07:33 AM Nov 2020

Donald Trump to pardon Judas Iscariot in time for Christmas

“Julius is a very misunderstood person,” confirmed the President.

“It was only right to pardon him for those things he ALLEGEDLY did. I mean who is this Jesus guy anyway? Sounds Mexican to me. I don’t trust the guy, I really don’t. I bet you mainstream media types haven’t even looked into him.

“Anyway, I’m glad that Julian will be safely back with his family so that he can celebrate the birth of the man he betrayed.”

Julius Iscariot commented, “It’s taken 2020 years, give or take a couple of decades, but I’m glad to be freed.

“Donald Trump is a lovely man and I’m looking forward to welcoming him into my home, in the seventh circle of Hell, where he was heading anyway.”

[link:https://newsthump.com/2020/11/26/donald-trump-to-pardon-judas-iscariot-in-time-for-christmas/|]

There is always a quid pro quo after all. He would pardon the devil himself if it would keep him in power! Although I wonder what the constitution says about pardoning the person to whom you have already sold your soul. Hhhhmmmm 👀🤣

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