Donald Trump to pardon Judas Iscariot in time for Christmas
Julius is a very misunderstood person, confirmed the President.
It was only right to pardon him for those things he ALLEGEDLY did. I mean who is this Jesus guy anyway? Sounds Mexican to me. I dont trust the guy, I really dont. I bet you mainstream media types havent even looked into him.
Anyway, Im glad that Julian will be safely back with his family so that he can celebrate the birth of the man he betrayed.
Julius Iscariot commented, Its taken 2020 years, give or take a couple of decades, but Im glad to be freed.
Donald Trump is a lovely man and Im looking forward to welcoming him into my home, in the seventh circle of Hell, where he was heading anyway.
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https://newsthump.com/2020/11/26/donald-trump-to-pardon-judas-iscariot-in-time-for-christmas/|]
There is always a quid pro quo after all.
He would pardon the devil himself if it would keep him in power! Although I wonder what the constitution says about pardoning the person to whom you have already sold your soul. Hhhhmmmm 👀🤣