PresiDented ("I'm still the winner!" ) Trump is saying: "So now the deep state has turned The Supreme Court of the United States into a cheerleader line for Joe Biden! . . . That leaves me no alternative! I'd got to call in a few favors from God. . . . He owes me . . . big time. . . I just can't figure out if I want an asteroid shower, a crew of ninja assassins, or the earth to open and swallow Joe Biden. . . .
Whatever's best for America!"