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Nimble_Idea

(1,803 posts)
Sat Dec 12, 2020, 12:41 PM Dec 2020

🚨🚨 BREAKING: DU, WAKE The F*#%! up! It is not over!

Dumps can still go to the Peoples Supreme Court! Bench includes Judge Judy, Judge Dredd, Judge Jeanine Pirro (Chief Justice of the Court), Judge Jerry Springer, and others.

But there are two other steps even after that!
What I am really worried about is his chances in The Court of Maury. Now, while he lost with Eric and D jr, no one can be this unlucky and there is bound to be a win somewhere. Dumps could very well get to do the jig off the stage!

But if all else fails, the one chance I am most worried about is where he has had success all this time.
The Food Court. Look at what he has done there for his whole life and yet he persists! It will very much be over for DU when he gets to this third stage.

I AM CONCERNED.



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🚨🚨 BREAKING: DU, WAKE The F*#%! up! It is not over! (Original Post) Nimble_Idea Dec 2020 OP
Lol Kaleva Dec 2020 #1
Donald Trump you are the father... RANDYWILDMAN Dec 2020 #37
I know! I'm terrified! MaryMagdaline Dec 2020 #2
The food court! Hilarious 🤪🤣😜 MLAA Dec 2020 #3
How about the Supreme Courtyard by Marriott hot2na Dec 2020 #44
Too too funny! Excellent MLAA Dec 2020 #62
If he brings Pompeo and Bill Barr with him those three can do some serious damage at the food court Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2020 #56
hmmm indeed Nimble_Idea Dec 2020 #66
Food Court is the Worst. Tree-Hugger Dec 2020 #4
I always wondered why that BK character always creeped me out, and... AmyStrange Dec 2020 #38
BK dude is universally creepy. My universe anyway. yonder Dec 2020 #54
Or replace the BK dude with the Donald... AmyStrange Dec 2020 #55
Ronald McDonald... Silent3 Dec 2020 #70
DUzy. dware Dec 2020 #5
Since Judge Springer True Blue American Dec 2020 #6
I think the official name is New Supreme Court. tanyev Dec 2020 #7
But do you have to live SoCalNative Dec 2020 #13
....Unless You are Texas Stallion Dec 2020 #34
Lol! StarfishSaver Dec 2020 #8
I don't know man Nimble_Idea Dec 2020 #16
True! StarfishSaver Dec 2020 #18
It may end up in a basketball court just to find out who has the balls. nt 42bambi Dec 2020 #9
Given his diet, the Food Court will probably be his ultimate demise! Initech Dec 2020 #10
This message was self-deleted by its author Freelancer Dec 2020 #11
I will have to beg to differ.... Nimble_Idea Dec 2020 #12
This message was self-deleted by its author Freelancer Dec 2020 #14
Just dump a bowl of mashed potatoes on his head. According to his niece, that upsets him greatly. Frustratedlady Dec 2020 #15
Surrender Trump Beringia Dec 2020 #17
You are going to have to send out a surgical team to get em Nimble_Idea Dec 2020 #24
Why Do You Think They Redid The Tennis COURT! ProfessorGAC Dec 2020 #19
LOL, I Should Have Read Responses First, I Just Made the Same Joke Skraxx Dec 2020 #23
Go Figure! ProfessorGAC Dec 2020 #35
As shown in today's cartoons SCantiGOP Dec 2020 #20
Uhh Hello, That's Why They Just Built The New Tennis Pavillion, Duh Skraxx Dec 2020 #21
Chump is talking to the Supremes right now FakeNoose Dec 2020 #22
And they told him to stop Elwood P Dowd Dec 2020 #25
Good one! FakeNoose Dec 2020 #26
Hope porn! Send in your donations! Baclava Dec 2020 #27
Soon, with puke policies, Cash won't come in. It will be trinkets, chicken legs, orange glo...etc Nimble_Idea Dec 2020 #28
Ok, that's funny! AmyStrange Dec 2020 #46
Many people call him, "Trump the Terrible" Kid Berwyn Dec 2020 #29
Waiting for Maury's DNA test that proves he's actually the real Joe Biden. tinrobot Dec 2020 #30
wow, couldn't even think of that. Next level stable genius sht right there! Nimble_Idea Dec 2020 #31
Or that he is not an orangutang Generic Brad Dec 2020 #32
Surprised he hasn't taken it to a High School Homecoming Court Aerator Dec 2020 #33
OMG, there must be a million Food Courts in this country... AmyStrange Dec 2020 #36
And if The Food Babe is the judge? We're DOOOOOOMMMMEEEED!!!!!1111!!! I'M SERIES!!!!!!!!1111 GoneOffShore Dec 2020 #43
It's pure madness I tell ya... AmyStrange Dec 2020 #45
That was pretty good Ferrets are Cool Dec 2020 #39
This message was self-deleted by its author DarleenMB Dec 2020 #40
But are there hamberders at the Food Court?? Roland99 Dec 2020 #41
this is the thing..... Nimble_Idea Dec 2020 #61
After Trump has gone to all the USA courts, he has a good chance NCjack Dec 2020 #42
Yes, but don't lump Jerry Springer in with the RW crazies. He's a long time democrat. Cassidy Dec 2020 #47
Brilliant malaise Dec 2020 #48
Relax. A HERETIC I AM Dec 2020 #49
I'm really worried about the Tennis Court. CaptainTruth Dec 2020 #50
You are truly wicked! niyad Dec 2020 #51
ty Nimble_Idea Dec 2020 #69
This is great, mind if I copy n/t tinymontgomery Dec 2020 #52
what do you mean? Control C, then control V Nimble_Idea Dec 2020 #60
What about Hillary's e mails, Huh ??? nt Progressive Jones Dec 2020 #53
Forget Judge Dredd jmowreader Dec 2020 #57
Oh no! Not Judge Reinhold! krispos42 Dec 2020 #58
Jerry is a good and decent Dem, thoroughly generous and tolerant. NOT a wingnut! UTUSN Dec 2020 #59
Court of the Crimson King Mendocino Dec 2020 #63
All Karens and Chads please report for JURY DUTY! Brainfodder Dec 2020 #64
One thing's for certain: He will try to bypass the tennis and squash courts. KY_EnviroGuy Dec 2020 #65
Do we have a ruling from the "Extreme Court"? ThoughtCriminal Dec 2020 #67
Oh noes...not the people's court... Judge Wopner would not allow this but he is in a better place. Demsrule86 Dec 2020 #68

Tree-Hugger

(3,364 posts)
4. Food Court is the Worst.
Sat Dec 12, 2020, 12:47 PM
Dec 2020

On one end, you have Chick Fil A, which is run by evangelical conservative nimrods and you know they'll make waffle fries out of his dissenters.

On the other end, you have Burger King. Need I say more? BK is totally pro-monarchy and will help Trump become king.

Terrifying.

 

AmyStrange

(7,989 posts)
38. I always wondered why that BK character always creeped me out, and...
Sat Dec 12, 2020, 02:19 PM
Dec 2020

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now I know why.

Thank you.




(Now I can't stop thinking of that BK commercial where this couple wakes up in bed and their mascot--or trump--is in between them, trying to sell them freakin' food... OMG. What a nightmare that would be!!)
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AmyStrange

(7,989 posts)
55. Or replace the BK dude with the Donald...
Sat Dec 12, 2020, 03:21 PM
Dec 2020

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Might as well go for broke, right?

ETA: He'd also be a natural as Ronald McDonald too!
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Nimble_Idea

(1,803 posts)
16. I don't know man
Sat Dec 12, 2020, 01:05 PM
Dec 2020

He can still get Woody and win the dam thing.


We know he will only blow the win in the casino afterwards though.

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Frustratedlady

(16,254 posts)
15. Just dump a bowl of mashed potatoes on his head. According to his niece, that upsets him greatly.
Sat Dec 12, 2020, 12:59 PM
Dec 2020

Just sayin'.

Nimble_Idea

(1,803 posts)
24. You are going to have to send out a surgical team to get em
Sat Dec 12, 2020, 01:09 PM
Dec 2020

no way he's coming willingly (even after that awesome sign)....Might have to get the Seal Team...

Skraxx

(2,965 posts)
23. LOL, I Should Have Read Responses First, I Just Made the Same Joke
Sat Dec 12, 2020, 01:09 PM
Dec 2020

Why does this keep happening with us?

Skraxx

(2,965 posts)
21. Uhh Hello, That's Why They Just Built The New Tennis Pavillion, Duh
Sat Dec 12, 2020, 01:08 PM
Dec 2020

He's banking on the Tennis Court to install him as dictator.

Generic Brad

(14,270 posts)
32. Or that he is not an orangutang
Sat Dec 12, 2020, 01:58 PM
Dec 2020

Oh, wait. He already provided that evidence in his lawsuit against Bill Maher.

Aerator

(189 posts)
33. Surprised he hasn't taken it to a High School Homecoming Court
Sat Dec 12, 2020, 01:59 PM
Dec 2020

After all he has a way with the young ladies. He can also scout out his next wife.

 

AmyStrange

(7,989 posts)
36. OMG, there must be a million Food Courts in this country...
Sat Dec 12, 2020, 02:10 PM
Dec 2020

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Every mall probably has one, and that means that this will NEVER end... ever!!
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AmyStrange

(7,989 posts)
45. It's pure madness I tell ya...
Sat Dec 12, 2020, 02:38 PM
Dec 2020

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Just pure FREAKIN' madness, and funny too... he he he.
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NCjack

(10,279 posts)
42. After Trump has gone to all the USA courts, he has a good chance
Sat Dec 12, 2020, 02:31 PM
Dec 2020

in the Russian Federation Supreme Court. Considering all the Roubles Putin has dumped into Trump's campaign, that must give him standing to bring a case.

jmowreader

(50,453 posts)
57. Forget Judge Dredd
Sat Dec 12, 2020, 03:28 PM
Dec 2020

Judge Dredd would sentence him to 40 years in the isocubes for attempting to steal an election.

UTUSN

(70,497 posts)
59. Jerry is a good and decent Dem, thoroughly generous and tolerant. NOT a wingnut!
Sat Dec 12, 2020, 03:38 PM
Dec 2020

Forget the prostitute and personal check thing that happened long ago and not repeated insofar as I know. He's got the common touch and would be fantastic as a Dem candidate (not going to happen). If RAYGUN and the UNpresident can be there, why not Jerry.






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