General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsOkay, A Relief Bill, a Cyberattack, and an Ongoing Coup Attempt Walk Into a Bar... (F/SC)
With less than a month to go til Old Handsome Joes inauguration, the Stoopid Coo is getting stoopider so quickly, I do believe were going to need more Os. The Coo is at least Stooopid at this point, and historians suggest we may yet attain levels approaching Stoooopid, or even Stüpid, by January.
(Links a-plenty and other goodies here: http://showercapblog.com/okay-a-relief-bill-a-cyberattack-and-an-ongoing-coup-attempt-walk-into-a-bar/)
The long and short of it is, the electorally vanquished Velveeta Vulgarian, now blasting through diapers at a heretofore unimaginable pace with the legal immunity granted by his office set to slip through those tiny, inadequate fingers forever, is currently American historys most dangerously powerful cornered animal. Its not awesome.
Elected Republican officials, with their instinctual gutlessness, hoped to hold the Manchurian Manchilds hand, soothe his tyrannical tantrums, and ease him out of power. You gave him an inch AGAIN, and he took a mile AGAIN, you unteachable dumbfucks. Tell us again about all the lessons he learned from impeachment, Senator Collins.
Because while you sniveling invertebrates dithered, Hairplug Himmler seized the narrative with his heinous voter fraud lies, and in doing so, cemented his hold on the turd-gargling mob yall call your base, which wouldnt have happened if youd simply acknowledged the incontrovertible results of the goddamn election a month and a half ago, but of course that would have required decency and courage, and now Im embarrassed for even bringing it up.
While Ive got your attention, Senators, didja like that menacing e-mail Tangerine Idi Amin sent to your caucus, by way of one Addison Mitchell McConnell Jr.? Yeah, this is your richly-deserved life now, campers. END AMERICAN DEMOCRACY FOR ME OR I MAKE GETTING REVENGE ON YOU MY FULL TIME JOB. This shit was never gonna turn out any other way, you absolute clowns.
(Regarding the threat itself...old man, nobody hates Wrinkly Gamera more than the American left, but he is the sole reason youre still plotting in the Oval instead of begging the warden for half an hour of Twitter access right now.)
Of course, worse, and even more treacherous than those who merely facilitate this fascist farce with their pusillanimity, are the active co-conspirators. Were playing chicken here; with reality, yes, but also with some deeply dangerous ideas about how power is to be seized and wielded in this country, and sure, more Republicans are swerving out of the way every single day, great, but the thing with Donald Trump is, theres always somebody even crazier waiting in the wings to take the last crazy guys place. Always.
So now, Government Cheese Goebbels has assembled the nuttiest, shoddiest, grungiest team in the history of team-assembling montages; a poo-spattered hodgepodge of the most maliciously insane bigots and nitwits from the entire Altman-sized cast of this demented, inescapable, half-decade-long reality show.
Known traitor and felon Michael Flynn. Sidney Fucking Powell, who he actually tried to install as a special counsel. A disgraced former CEO who...Jesus, I cant even write it, you wouldnt believe me, see for yourself. These maniacs have been huddling in the Shart House, brainstorming innovative new uses for the U.S. Military, like seizing voting machines, or even holding the election all over again, presumably at gunpoint. These people created a scenario where Ken Cuccinelli found himself in the unlikely role of Responsible, Coup-Denying Adult in the Room, which surely surprised no one more than the Cooch himself.
Think of it as a game with nauseatingly high stakes, as these malignant crotchtumors try to figure out some way to use the terrifyingly substantial powers of the American Presidency to end the system of government outlined in the Constitution. Were certainly lucky the players are morons, but even senior military officials are worried about what these jagoffs will try to pull.
Shit, its gotten too freaky for Rudy Giuliani, a man whose life has encompassed experiences ranging from treason to incest to the single most dignity-disintegrating public meltdown yet known to mankind. We are standing just outside the doors even Mike Pompeo and William Barr wouldnt open, and what lies beyond those creeps ethical boundaries is not real fun to think about.
Plenty of willing accomplices on the House GOP side, however. Alabama's Mo Brooks has hatched a plot so crazy it just might work, kidding, its a really stupid plan with no chance of success, just like the other 906 stupid plans, but it would still be really cool if Republicans could maybe stop trying to overturn the election.
(This seditious horseshit has the support of all the usual zealots: Gym Jordan, Louie Gohmert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Madison Cawthorn, and I actually cant keep listing them because Im afraid my brain will spontaneously die, contemplating the thought that these frothing imbeciles actually write our laws.)
Anyway, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Weve got a whole fuckin month of this shit left, and lemme tell you folks, if you get a push notification announcing Stephen Miller resigned in protest, you duck and cover right that fucking second.
Im glad Donnie Two-Scoops got one last chance to publicly betray the United States on behalf of his Kremlin masters, for old times sake. I honestly got a little misty, watching him shamelessly block for Putin, one last time, after Russias massive, warlike cyberattack on (checks notes) the country he is President of.
Well, with the early vote in the Georgia Senate runoffs surging amidst rumors that conspiracy-addled Republican voters may sit this one out, believing the system to be rigged, (Reaping, sowing, what are they, and how do they work?) Mitch McConnell finally decided to allow Congress to pass a wee lil coronavirus relief bill, lest the plebs catch on that he and his plutocrat party view them as little more than mulch for their donor class gardens.
The sausage-making process on this one would make Upton Sinclair retch. Democrats, with their silly bleeding hearts, sought to alleviate the suffering of the millions of ordinary Americans whove been repeatedly taint-punted, every goddamn day for ten goddamn months, by the current administrations disastrous pandemic mismanagement. Yertle and his team of obedient Koch Industries accountants, excuse me, U.S. Senators said, Im sure we can work something out...but itll cost ya.
So yeah, we won some much-needed relief for our poor, battered country. Meanwhile, the GOP used the publics plight as leverage to extract concessions like the three-martini lunch deduction, and I dont know about you, but right about now I could really go for a nice, long lecture on how the Democratic Party needs to embrace populism to win back the white working class.
Not since Alex Jones got his ass whooped by yogurt have we witnessed such a pleasurable legal smackdown of the mendacious right-wing media bullies whove inflicted so much harm on this nation. Under threat of a red slime lawsuit (and encountering that little term was love at first sight) from voting machine companies slandered by a desperate death cult, the likes of Fux and Newsmax are frantically backpedaling, like...something people might commonly associate with backpedaling, which I cannot for the life of me think of at this time. Like, I dunno, a duck? But its nervous, or...something? This joke was a mistake.
So I understand the Batshit Emperor, from his fetid throne atop an impossibly-high mound of human skulls, spends his days fantasizing about all the bright, shiny airports theyre gonna name after him. Let me spoil this one for you, you ruptured fistula: in the future, when people put your name on the side of a building, it wont be a commemoration, itll be a hate crime.
Speaking of buildings, Donald Trump, and racism; this motherfucker actually issued a lame-duck executive order mandating white supremacy in the architectural design of all new federal buildings going forward. Not making that up, he actually fucking did that. Same dude who keeps threatening vetoes over keeping the names of traitors on our military bases. Something something economic anxiety.
A heavily armed mob of Oregons whitest and shittiest, including members of Pumpkin Spice Pol Pots Brownshirts-in-waiting, the Proud Boys, attempted to storm the Capitol, clashing with state police. (Wait, Im confused, do blue lives matter, or nah?) This is sectarian terrorist violence, by the way, in case anyone was wondering what America has become.
A late flurry of pardons, likely not the last, for a couple of corrupt Congressmen, a few war criminals, and little Georgie Papaderpaderp. Cool crime ring youve got there, Republicans. Did you know it used to be a political party?
So yeah, thats...whats happening. In real life. Wheeeeee. Tune in next week to see what these losers try next. Fuck. Im tired.
underpants
(182,769 posts)😆
Ive got to look up the architecture thing.
RVN VET71
(2,690 posts)None of this modern -- since 476 A.D. -- jazz for him. He would also like a triumphal march, him perched atop a new-concept Abrams tank, wearing pearl handled 45s around his ponderous waist whilst defeated Democrats are paraded behind him, chained, filthy, and in cages. You know, like a Roman emperor (Caesar with Vercingetorix -- a name that really needs to be reintroduced to American babies -- with his defeated chieftains; C-C-C-Claudius with Caratacus, the Brit who rebelled against Rome; and a host of others.)(Yes, I watch the History Channel, but only for the fight scenes.)
Seriously, he wants "classical" architecture only in all new Federal buildings. And he has a gold leaf laurel crown in the front drawer of the Resolute Desk awaiting the occasion. True story -- except for the laurel crown, maybe.)
And, by the way, I love the image of a back-pedaling duck. I like imaging a host of them in my mind, all wearing MAGA caps -- it just works is all- awkwardly kowtowing to Emperor Poopy Drawers as they waddle to the only exit door, where they scrunch together and squawk loudly in their attempt to squeeze away before they anger him and cause him to do with his poop what caged monkeys like to do to gawking zoo-visitors.
Arne
(2,009 posts)dweller
(23,628 posts)esp for the Upton Sinclair ref
✌🏻
dhill926
(16,337 posts)and it was just a week...good god almighty...
triron
(21,999 posts)czarjak
(11,266 posts)Aussie105
(5,380 posts)But that has always been the aim, surely? He is running out of time, so he is ramping it up.
Burn it all down, after taking anything of value. Leave nothing of value, and if you can't physically take it, burn it, or ruin it forever.
Water, air, the environment, your life - all fair game.
Trump's destructive insanity is hitting Chernobyl melt down proportions.
Doomsday preppers were right, except they thought the destruction of society would come from some external source.
A well stocked defensive underground shelter doesn't seem such a crazy idea now.
denbot
(9,899 posts)Only because Id hate to face what may come tomorrow with a hangover..
UpInArms
(51,280 posts)Am so damned tired of the angry cornered badger in the WH ...
The fucker is going to burn the house down before eviction ...