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Mon Dec 28, 2020, 05:28 PM

Dave!? Damn man...Dave!? 😆

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Reply Dave!? Damn man...Dave!? 😆 (Original post)
underpants Dec 2020 OP
dweller Dec 2020 #1
mr_lebowski Dec 2020 #9
tblue37 Dec 2020 #2
consider_this Dec 2020 #3
ret5hd Dec 2020 #4
Yavin4 Dec 2020 #5
Chin music Dec 2020 #7
underpants Dec 2020 #10
lunatica Dec 2020 #13
Chin music Dec 2020 #6
The Roux Comes First Dec 2020 #8
gratuitous Dec 2020 #11
underpants Dec 2020 #15
lunatica Dec 2020 #12
Hekate Dec 2020 #14
Bettie Dec 2020 #16
Marie Marie Dec 2020 #17
Brother Buzz Dec 2020 #18
doc03 Dec 2020 #19
CatWoman Dec 2020 #20
Mr.Bill Dec 2020 #21
Dem2theMax Dec 2020 #23
lpbk2713 Dec 2020 #22
GopherGal Dec 2020 #24

Response to underpants (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 05:31 PM

1. China has invented something to replace the Internal supervisor

a shovel that stands by itself ...

✌🏻

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Response to dweller (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 05:40 PM

9. Damn, man for reals?

They're stealing ALL our jobs aren't they?

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 05:31 PM

2. LOL! Management bloat. So true.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 05:32 PM

3. Ha! That's about the way of it.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 05:33 PM

4. Dayum..and the Safety Manager and Production Manager didn't even show up today!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 05:34 PM

5. Who took this photo of my job?

I'm soooo Dave.

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Response to Yavin4 (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 05:40 PM

10. Dave has a security rope

Because...

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Response to underpants (Reply #10)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 05:42 PM

13. OSHA

Or hes in a union.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 05:40 PM

8. It's Truly Disturbing How Much This Resembles Most of the Construction Sites I Have Seen Recently

And as somewhat else noted, this doesn't even account for Site Safety (other than roping the one dude working up a sweat to what, someone else's leg?, there is little or no evidence of safety measures). And there must be at least a couple flaggers or other traffic control professionals somewhere nearby!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 05:41 PM

11. Let's see, we were paying Dave $45,000 a year

So everyone gets a $4,500 bonus!

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Response to gratuitous (Reply #11)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 05:44 PM

15. Situations I've been in

3 person office.

You are the platoon leader, you are the squad leader, and I am....the squad.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 05:41 PM

12. LOL!

Next one on the chopping block will be that supervisor. Shit rolls downhill.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 05:42 PM

14. Kick

So long Dave. Heres your last performance review: with that and $5 you can buy a cup of coffee.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 05:46 PM

16. Then, they'll have to hire a consultant to

figure out why production went down so fast after they fired Dave.

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Response to Bettie (Reply #16)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 06:37 PM

17. You win!!!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 06:54 PM

18. Dave's Not Here.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 07:43 PM

19. Looks like our local water department at work nt

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 08:19 PM

20. K; R

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 08:23 PM

21. There's a joke here in California about CalTrans, the people who maintain our roads.

They're going to be able to layoff two thirds of their employees because someone invented a shovel with a kickstand.

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Response to Mr.Bill (Reply #21)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 08:30 PM

23. That photo absolutely reminded me of Caltrans.

It's exactly what I see any time I drive by road work being done by Caltrans. One guy is working. The rest are eating or smoking, or standing around talking.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Mon Dec 28, 2020, 08:30 PM

22. One should be on the phone.



Giving a play by play to the First Assistant Junior Executive VP in Charge of Operations.

"Yes sir, RJ. Absolutely right. Yes sir. No doubt about it."

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