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Thu Dec 31, 2020, 11:05 AM

Dear Lord....


In synagogue last Sabbath I heard a sweet, elderly lady in a nearby pew saying a prayer.  She was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:  Avinu she’ba’shamayin (Our Father in Heaven):  this last year has been very tough.You have taken my favorite actors Sean Connery, Kirk Douglas and Diana Rigg:  my favorite television host, Alex Trek,  and Carol Reiner,
 from Your Show of Shows,  my favorite singer from the 50’s Little Richard, even Charlie Daniels and Kenny Rogers, my two favorite country western singers; and from sports your took Gale Sayers and my favorite basketball player Kobe Bryant.

I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham…..Amen

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LakeArenal Dec 2020 OP
Wounded Bear Dec 2020 #1
Mike 03 Dec 2020 #2
hamsterjill Dec 2020 #3
SammyWinstonJack Dec 2020 #4
Evolve Dammit Dec 2020 #5
burrowowl Dec 2020 #6
bucolic_frolic Dec 2020 #7
Oscarthegreat Dec 2020 #8
LakeArenal Dec 2020 #10
GoCubsGo Dec 2020 #9
KS Toronado Dec 2020 #13
yonder Dec 2020 #18
GoCubsGo Dec 2020 #19
yonder Dec 2020 #21
Karadeniz Dec 2020 #11
onetexan Dec 2020 #12
BobTheSubgenius Dec 2020 #14
AmericanCanuck Dec 2020 #15
msfiddlestix Dec 2020 #16
niyad Dec 2020 #17
MoonRiver Dec 2020 #20
orangecrush Dec 2020 #22
ybbor Dec 2020 #23
Blue Owl Dec 2020 #24
malaise Jan 2021 #25

Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 11:06 AM

1. I see what she did there...

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 11:38 AM

2. Wonderful

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 11:51 AM

3. Made me laugh. Thank you.

I’m stealing this to share.

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 12:00 PM

4. Amen.

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 12:13 PM

5. good strategy! Pray it works..

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 12:18 PM

6. Kick

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 12:22 PM

7. LOL

Bingo!

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 12:37 PM

8. As an atheist

I don't believe God exists but for once I'd like to be proven wrong and have God listen to that elderly lady and do what needs to be done.

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Response to Oscarthegreat (Reply #8)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 12:51 PM

10. Nah... if there were a god, the smiting should have started looong ago.

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 12:40 PM

9. I remember the Barack Obama version of that.

It wasn't funny, either. Besides, I'd MUCH rather see those assholes have a nice, long life--IN PRISON. Dying lets them off easy.

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Response to GoCubsGo (Reply #9)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 01:22 PM

13. I'm with you, and no "country club" prisons either, regular ones with murderers, rapists, etc

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Response to GoCubsGo (Reply #9)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 02:04 PM

18. Not so sure about 'nice', but 'long'? You betcha!

That's the only way: spending time they don't have in a place they don't want to be.

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Response to yonder (Reply #18)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 02:09 PM

19. I meant it sarcastically.

I'm with you. I want them to be as miserable as possible.

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Response to GoCubsGo (Reply #19)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 02:21 PM

21. Sorry. I got your meaning

but messed up my tag to it.

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 01:04 PM

11. Hilarious! This lady is a GEM!!!

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 01:08 PM

12. LOL

thanks for the chuckle. Made my morning better

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 01:24 PM

14. NOT the ending I was expecting.

I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't that. I'm still chuckling, even now.

Thank you!

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 01:25 PM

15. hahahahahaha loved it!!

 

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 01:27 PM

16. LOL! What ever works, right?

I'm good with that, and AMEN.

Thanks, that was simply delicious humor..

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 01:59 PM

17. I saw a version of this some time ago, with a similar ending. Love it!

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 02:12 PM

20. Lol, took me a moment!

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 04:06 PM

22. KICK

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 08:00 PM

23. I saw this after Patrick Swayze died

It was on Facebook and they were wishing Pres. Obama would die. Not funny then, kinda funny now. I don’t wish death upon anyone, but I would like them to suffer horribly when they go. Evil mother-you-know-whatters. Oh yeah, Fuckers!

Happy New Year!

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2020, 08:57 PM

24. K&R

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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)

Fri Jan 1, 2021, 06:00 AM

25. Quite brilliant

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