Thu Dec 31, 2020, 11:05 AM
LakeArenal (25,808 posts)
Dear Lord....In synagogue last Sabbath I heard a sweet, elderly lady in a nearby pew saying a prayer. She was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you: Avinu she’ba’shamayin (Our Father in Heaven): this last year has been very tough.You have taken my favorite actors Sean Connery, Kirk Douglas and Diana Rigg: my favorite television host, Alex Trek, and Carol Reiner, from Your Show of Shows, my favorite singer from the 50’s Little Richard, even Charlie Daniels and Kenny Rogers, my two favorite country western singers; and from sports your took Gale Sayers and my favorite basketball player Kobe Bryant. I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham…..Amen
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Author | Time | Post |
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LakeArenal | Dec 2020 | OP |
Wounded Bear | Dec 2020 | #1 | |
Mike 03 | Dec 2020 | #2 | |
hamsterjill | Dec 2020 | #3 | |
SammyWinstonJack | Dec 2020 | #4 | |
Evolve Dammit | Dec 2020 | #5 | |
burrowowl | Dec 2020 | #6 | |
bucolic_frolic | Dec 2020 | #7 | |
Oscarthegreat | Dec 2020 | #8 | |
LakeArenal | Dec 2020 | #10 | |
GoCubsGo | Dec 2020 | #9 | |
KS Toronado | Dec 2020 | #13 | |
yonder | Dec 2020 | #18 | |
GoCubsGo | Dec 2020 | #19 | |
yonder | Dec 2020 | #21 | |
Karadeniz | Dec 2020 | #11 | |
onetexan | Dec 2020 | #12 | |
BobTheSubgenius | Dec 2020 | #14 | |
AmericanCanuck | Dec 2020 | #15 | |
msfiddlestix | Dec 2020 | #16 | |
niyad | Dec 2020 | #17 | |
MoonRiver | Dec 2020 | #20 | |
orangecrush | Dec 2020 | #22 | |
ybbor | Dec 2020 | #23 | |
Blue Owl | Dec 2020 | #24 | |
malaise | Jan 2021 | #25 |
Response to LakeArenal (Original post)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 11:06 AM
Wounded Bear (55,380 posts)
1. I see what she did there...
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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 11:38 AM
Mike 03 (16,616 posts)
2. Wonderful
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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 11:51 AM
hamsterjill (14,929 posts)
3. Made me laugh. Thank you.
I’m stealing this to share.
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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 12:00 PM
SammyWinstonJack (44,098 posts)
4. Amen.
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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 12:13 PM
Evolve Dammit (14,188 posts)
5. good strategy! Pray it works..
Response to LakeArenal (Original post)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 12:22 PM
bucolic_frolic (36,113 posts)
7. LOL
Bingo!
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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 12:37 PM
Oscarthegreat (121 posts)
8. As an atheist
I don't believe God exists but for once I'd like to be proven wrong and have God listen to that elderly lady and do what needs to be done.
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Response to Oscarthegreat (Reply #8)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 12:51 PM
LakeArenal (25,808 posts)
10. Nah... if there were a god, the smiting should have started looong ago.
Response to LakeArenal (Original post)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 12:40 PM
GoCubsGo (31,112 posts)
9. I remember the Barack Obama version of that.
It wasn't funny, either. Besides, I'd MUCH rather see those assholes have a nice, long life--IN PRISON. Dying lets them off easy.
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Response to GoCubsGo (Reply #9)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 01:22 PM
KS Toronado (12,587 posts)
13. I'm with you, and no "country club" prisons either, regular ones with murderers, rapists, etc
Response to GoCubsGo (Reply #9)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 02:04 PM
yonder (8,552 posts)
18. Not so sure about 'nice', but 'long'? You betcha!
That's the only way: spending time they don't have in a place they don't want to be.
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Response to yonder (Reply #18)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 02:09 PM
GoCubsGo (31,112 posts)
19. I meant it sarcastically.
I'm with you. I want them to be as miserable as possible.
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Response to GoCubsGo (Reply #19)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 02:21 PM
yonder (8,552 posts)
21. Sorry. I got your meaning
but messed up my tag to it.
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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 01:04 PM
Karadeniz (19,074 posts)
11. Hilarious! This lady is a GEM!!!
Response to LakeArenal (Original post)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 01:08 PM
onetexan (11,721 posts)
12. LOL
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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 01:24 PM
BobTheSubgenius (11,360 posts)
14. NOT the ending I was expecting.
I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't that. I'm still chuckling, even now.
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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 01:25 PM
AmericanCanuck (1,102 posts)
15. hahahahahaha loved it!!
Response to LakeArenal (Original post)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 01:27 PM
msfiddlestix (6,294 posts)
16. LOL! What ever works, right?
I'm good with that, and AMEN.
Thanks, that was simply delicious humor.. |
Response to LakeArenal (Original post)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 01:59 PM
niyad (98,827 posts)
17. I saw a version of this some time ago, with a similar ending. Love it!
Response to LakeArenal (Original post)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 02:12 PM
MoonRiver (36,926 posts)
20. Lol, took me a moment!
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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 04:06 PM
orangecrush (16,435 posts)
22. KICK
Response to LakeArenal (Original post)
Thu Dec 31, 2020, 08:00 PM
ybbor (1,485 posts)
23. I saw this after Patrick Swayze died
It was on Facebook and they were wishing Pres. Obama would die. Not funny then, kinda funny now. I don’t wish death upon anyone, but I would like them to suffer horribly when they go. Evil mother-you-know-whatters. Oh yeah, Fuckers!
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Response to LakeArenal (Original post)
Fri Jan 1, 2021, 06:00 AM
malaise (254,494 posts)
25. Quite brilliant
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