Profiles in Perfidy, XLII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

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PresiDented ("I won more than anyone in the entire history of winning" )Trump is saying: "So Jim Acosta, a Trump-hater and hack reporter at CNN, reports my advisors think I'm out of my mind. . . . Fake News! . . . I'm not obsessed with losing the election and for one good reason: I didn't lose! . . . I won it all and by a lot! . . . In fact, we have proof that Dominion switched over 25% of my votes and gave them to Biden. . . . We found and have proof of over 30,000 voters who were held in one tiny sweatshop in Nancy's Pelosi's China Town. . . . The Democrats hired hundreds of Ouija Board ninjas to put a spell on suburban housewives in selected states. . . . The only thing I'm obsessed with is getting at the truth. . . . In fact, I'm going to announce a Truth Task Force tomorrow and give them all the necessary evidence including the Roswell documents, the sealed notes from the Warren Commission, and Amelia Earhart's secret baseball memoirs. . . . Then we'll see . . .!"

[TigressDem]

1. Can someone go out and get me some more Depends? Size XXL I think I sharted.

[underpants]

2. Please stop doing what I told you to do earlier in the morning

Amelia Earhart's unpublished baseball memoirs.

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3. D.T. continues:

"Listen, just listen, . . . the fact that Lying Lindsay, Bag-of-Guts Barr, Upper-colonic Powell, and Fox News have turned non me is all part of the plan, a plan which will surprise each one of you. . . . Wait and see."

[Warren_Pointe]

4. Two triple cheese, side order of sedition, please.

Commander-in-chief Cody 4ever!