Profiles in Perfidy, XLIII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

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PresiDented Trump saying: "Are you seriously implying I encouraged people to riot and resort to violence? . . . That's just the type of inane question I'd expect to get from a pencil-necked geek at a failing paper. . . . I don't have a violent bone in my body, and that should be obvious to anyone who doesn't deserve a good thrashing for all of his pathetic lies!"

[Arne]

1. I just ate something brown and mushy.

[underpants]

2. Side note - have you noticed all the rioters with mouths agape in every picture

I know they were all yelling a lot but it’s hilarious to me.

[soothsayer]

4. I know and it's all that same shape

That guy posing with the statue in the Capitol has perfect moron mouth

[underpants]

3. No Twitter? I'll just sitting here and yell as loud as possible

[Johonny]

5. Ron Mexico here

Totally not, Donald Trump, not him. I just came by to tweet about how ugly that Auntie Tifa rally was that other day. Very sad. Much poop on the floor of the capitol. Normally you pay extra for that. In Moscow, that's extra. So, anyway, totally not Trump, just wants you to know that we're still fighting for you. Well, not the guy that electrocuted his nut sack, also extra in Moscow, because the dead vote Democrat and he's dead now so we know he's Auntie Tifa. We all know that. It's common sense. Like that, if you want a fourth prostitute it's so expensive you might as well have just brought your daughter along common sense. Anyway, still got the Nuclear codes, and my uncle was very big in the nuclear. Had all the codes. Three codes and a nice pair of pants he had, so I'm told. Go America and if you promise to still love me, Trump, I mean, Ron Mexico, then it's medals of freedom for all of you and a batch of Trump steaks (still a great deal). Eric's been asking for one for days but I told him to buy his own.
Your Dictator on the crapper,
Ron Mexico