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Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:32 PM

Has anyone seen Melania or that vapid daughter

for the past several days?

One would think they would be enjoying the last few days in DC on their new tennis court, or hosting cocktail parties in that little house thing Melania put by the tennis court-

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Reply Has anyone seen Melania or that vapid daughter (Original post)
essme Jan 2021 OP
dalton99a Jan 2021 #1
dflprincess Jan 2021 #4
essme Jan 2021 #6
RealityCheque Jan 2021 #2
essme Jan 2021 #5
RealityCheque Jan 2021 #13
Meadowoak Jan 2021 #3
magicarpet Jan 2021 #7
essme Jan 2021 #8
magicarpet Jan 2021 #11
snacker Jan 2021 #9
tetedur Jan 2021 #10
essme Jan 2021 #12
demmiblue Jan 2021 #16
BainsBane Jan 2021 #14
democrank Jan 2021 #15
WhiteTara Jan 2021 #17
Blue Owl Jan 2021 #18

Response to essme (Original post)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:34 PM

1. They're shopping online, or looking for exotic places to visit

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #1)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:36 PM

4. When toy say "visit"

Do you mean "flee to"?

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #1)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:38 PM

6. If I were them

I would have left already. I would be sitting on some remote island with my phone turned off.

Baron could just be tutored for the rest of the school year.

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Response to essme (Original post)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:34 PM

2. Moronaliani is...

Hold up in her private bedroom glued to an inauguration count down clock.

At 12:01 that day, she wall call her attorney to call in her pre-nup

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Response to RealityCheque (Reply #2)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:37 PM

5. I don't think she's even there-

I bet she's back in NY in Trump tower.

I swear to goddess, if she cut and dyed her hair and wore normal shoes, I would not recognize her if she walked right by me.

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Response to essme (Reply #5)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:55 PM

13. Nor would we want to

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Response to essme (Original post)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:36 PM

3. Probably dumpster diving.

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Response to essme (Original post)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:39 PM

7. Both doing a final nude photo shoot for their hard bound...

.... large glossy coffee table pornography book.

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Response to magicarpet (Reply #7)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:41 PM

8. Wonder if Etsy will let them have an account?

They sure as hell can't post it on any other social media platform.

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Response to essme (Reply #8)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:45 PM

11. Porn Hub, Melania is still in good standing over there.

In matter of fact she is one of the top viewing draws at that porn site.

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Response to essme (Original post)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:43 PM

10. Ivanka is trying to monetize on Parler.

I think she's selling coffevffe mugs. "$15 Dollars" (sic) a pop.

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Response to tetedur (Reply #10)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:47 PM

12. Well, that gig ended quickly

She's so ridiculous-

Honestly, all those private schools and a masters degree-- she had the best the US had to offer, and she ended up with...nothing. Not even a personality.

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Response to essme (Original post)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:56 PM

14. Ivanka was partying as the Capitol fell

along with Daddy. I have no idea bout Melania. She's probably already consulting with her divorce attorney.

Oh, and the next day Ivanka was on Twitter calling for healing and reconciliation.

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Response to essme (Original post)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 01:58 PM

15. I heard neither have been seen since they fell into the mile-deep swamp

Eric said his Father had drained. First Princess and First Lady thought that wet and wild swamp was actually a mannequin runway. Oh, wait....maybe that was Kimberly and Junior that fell in. Rudy and Lindsay? Jared and Jared? Iím confused. So much swamp, so many divers.

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Response to essme (Original post)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 02:12 PM

17. vapid feckless daughter was

joined at the hip with trump in the field headquarters as they watched the mob descend on the Capitol. Where 3rd wife is, I can't say. I saw her double on his last outing.

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Response to essme (Original post)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 02:25 PM

18. They're hissing at each other

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