"I guess it's time to fess up." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

from CAPTIONS from an Ideal World:

PresiDented Trump is saying: "I must say a few important things before I leave for the good of our great country. First: the election. I was terribly misinformed into believing it was stolen. It wasn't. Soon-to-be President Biden won it fair and square, and I made a serious mistake. I want all my followers to give their full support to our new president as I know I will from this day forward. . . . Second: the Ukraine call. Again some of my most fervent supporters led me to believe the Biden's son Hunter was . . ."

[PJMcK]

1. I admire your optimism

The realist in me says Trump will never say those things, even in private.

[Cirque du So-What]

2. I will not miss these photos of his stoopid face

I can never imagine anything other than herp derp emanating from that anus-like maw.

[Donkees]

3. Pretending to be interviewed while talking to cleaning crew's dusters

[RKP5637]

7. ...

Best one ever!!!

[thecrow]

11. LOL !!

[underpants]

4. As I leave I am leaving in the Resolute desk, the number to my pillow advisor

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181455610

[RKP5637]

5. "I am an asshole and the joke has been on you as I count my money you sent to me!" n/t

[lsewpershad]

6. He never lived in that reality.

He created his own reailty.

[underpants]

8. So I'm offering slight discounts for you all to stay at Mar-a-lago for you all to cover me

Please call reservations or the concierge desk

[marchellojones]

9. Obama Inauguration

crowd WAS bigger than mine!

[skip fox]

10. D.T. continues his confession:

"All I've ever done was sow division and hatred, when deep inside I only wanted unity and peace. That's because I'm a horribly flawed individual and for that, for everything, I'm deeply sorry."

[skip fox]

12. D.T. continues:

"And I will hereafter devote my the remainder of my life to ending poverty and racism."