"Gondor has no King" cited in bonkers lawsuit.

[Whatthe_Firetruck]

Why yes, the Judicial Branch should be able to issue a TRO suspending the Biden Aministration and all of Congress on the basis of a few states not appropriately determining that people were voting for the first time, and should use the precedent set by the Right Honorable J. R. R. Tolkien and establish a group of Stewards over Goverment in the fashion of Trustees over a failed business, why did you ask?

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[Thomas Hurt]

1. Can someone be radically, fanatically stupid?

[mr_lebowski]

2. Well you know, Lord of the Rings was a documentary, much like Game of Thrones after all

[Shrike47]

3. Link, please? I love nutty litigation.

[scarletwoman]

4. Here's the pdf of the motion:

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.txwd.1120287/gov.uscourts.txwd.1120287.6.0.pdf

[Whatthe_Firetruck]

6. The tweet thread breaks it down...

... in hillarious detail, down to the whining in the filer's title section that he was fired from his last job, and correcting the assertion that his co-litigant voted in North Carolina when he actually voted in Virginia.

[yardwork]

5. I'm giggling uncontrollably. Are these people twelve?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. The lawyer behind this dog's breakfast is the lawyer who was fired

after he videoed himself at the 1/6 invasion of the Capitol. https://lawandcrime.com/u-s-capitol-siege/texas-lawyer-who-was-fired-after-filming-himself-at-capitol-files-lawsuit-declaring-trumps-impeachment-null-and-void/ The other one ran for Congress but was defeated in the GOP Texas primary. She's also the moron who shot the video of a guy carrying video equipment into the Detroit convention center and claimed it was boxes of stolen ballots.

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[Jirel]

8. OMG, you guys - you have to read the document.

This is some of the best legal comedy I've seen in a long time.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. Their "expert" witness has been declared a vexatious litigant by the TX court system.

https://www.txcourts.gov/media/1443369/john-steven-vanderbol-iii.pdf

[TlalocW]

9. I understand the government lawyers have responded

By petitioning the courts that, "It isn't fair, my precious, is it, to ask us what it's got in its nassty little pocketsess."

TlalocW

[Gothmog]

11. Judge has issued an order to show cause asking why he shouldn't summarily discuss the case.

The court issues this order on its own motion

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[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. This attorney is a classmate of my son

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