OK rep wants Bigfoot Hunting Season

[XanaDUer2]

https://abc7news.com/society/oklahoma-lawmaker-proposes-bigfoot-hunting-season/9875983/

An Oklahoma state representative has filed a bill calling for the creation of a "Bigfoot" hunting season

Establishing an actual hunting season and issuing licenses for people who want to hunt Bigfoot will just draw more people to our already beautiful part of the state," he said in a statement.

[Irish_Dem]

1. Why not, they believe everything else.

We are becoming a primitive ignorant people.

[soothsayer]

3. Ok but I'd feel bad if someone stumbled on one and was allowed to shoot it

Or like... a homeless person.

[MontanaMama]

7. This is exactly my fear.

Or worse...if a person of color were to take a hike or a walk in the woods and was “mistaken” fo4 Bigfoot.

[soothsayer]

8. That too

[Irish_Dem]

9. As long as they don't start shooting leprechauns.

You are supposed to spit on them to get a pot of gold, not shoot them.
At least that is what my Irish grandmother told me.

You are right, what can go wrong with tons of gun toting tourists shooting at nothing.

[soothsayer]

11. No way, you spit on them?? Boy I'd hate to find out this were wrong if I met one

“I was GOING to lead you to a pot of gold, but...”

[Irish_Dem]

18. My grandmother was born and raised in County Mayo, Ireland.

Like Biden's family.

She seemed to be an expert on leprechauns. When I was young she was quite clear on how I was to deal with a leprechaun, if I were to come across one. Leprechauns chase pots of gold at the end of rainbows. That is their thing. But they never share their gold with humans. However if you spit on one, they must turn over the gold. That is the rule.

I am prepared, but alas have yet to see a leprechaun.

[soothsayer]

21. That is an awesome nugget. I'll remember it

[Irish_Dem]

22. Oh yes, you will be prepared!

[sammythecat]

38. My grandmother was from there too!

Ballyhaunis. Small world.

[Irish_Dem]

39. My grandparents were born and raised in Ballyhaunis.

Grandma was from Derrynacong, and Grandpa from Currane.

Where in Ballyhaunis was your grandmother from?

[sammythecat]

42. I don't really know exactly

She didn't live in town, I know that. She grew up on a farm. I wish I had more specifics but if asked where she was from she'd say Ballyhaunis, County Mayo. Ballyhaunis is a town just like a town here, right? She came over sometime around 1905-1910. Grandpa came from Cork around the same time. They met, married, and lived in Manhattan. I lived with them growing up. Funny thing is that, while they had completely lost their accents, I had cousins in NY who had never been to Ireland and they sounded like Darby O'Gill. Never quite understood that. Like Henry Kissinger, he lived here since he was 8yrs. old yet he sounded like Dr. Strangelove.
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[Irish_Dem]

43. Ballyhaunis is the general town area, but it is broken down into small villages.

Yes they usually lived in farms in the smaller villages.

But when asked my grandparents would say Ballyhaunis, even though the Irish census names the specific villages.
My grandparents came to the US around the same time as your grandmother.
They never lost their brogue.

[sammythecat]

44. Maybe we're 12th cousins 10 times removed or

something like that. Wiki says the population is only 2,366 and fully 42% are non-Irish nationals. Interesting. Odd even.

[Irish_Dem]

45. Right, odd that half the town are non Irish.

So many from Ballyhaunis left to come to the US.
I guess then foreign nationals came in.

Yes it is likely we are related in some way.
Ballyhaunis is a small town.

[Irish_Dem]

40. Do you know that Biden's maternal family are from Ballina, down the road from Ballyhaunis?

We could be related to him! Ha.

[Delmette2.0]

12. Yep, someone will die.

[Celerity]

32. Idiocracy was never meant to be a blueprint nor an instruction manual.

[XanaDUer2]

35. Lololol!!! Nt

[Atticus]

2. And some wonder what sort of idiots vote for Trump! nt

[pwb]

4. But they must hunt Bigfoot with just a knife.

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[Arne]

5. Leave the poor things alone.

LEAVE THEM AALONEE!!

[Dagstead Bumwood]

6. Not if me and the rest of the Bigfoot Preservation Society

have a GD thing to say about it

[OAITW r.2.0]

10. How about Yeti's....would they also be hunted? nt

[gulliver]

13. Human hunters with guns all going into the woods at the same time to hunt humanoids.

Such a great joke. I'm sure everyone will get it. What could possibly go wrong?

[Lady Freedom Returns]

14. This is a bad idea.

Many a homeless person are in the woods, out of sight. And these idiots could shoot them and say they mistaked them for Bigfoot.

This is not good at all.

[avebury]

15. The SE part of Oklahoma is not the

safest place to be roaming the woods.

[JHB]

16. Oklahoma?

Not Oregon. Oklahoma.



What's the estimated Bigfoot population in Oklahoma, Justin? (hint: zero)

There are enough hunting accidents where hunters mistake a human for a game animal when they're hunting quadrupeds. And you want to open a hunting season for a (mythical) bipedal creature?

[Iggo]

17. He knows those are humans in fuzzy suits, right?

[KentuckyWoman]

19. Make it conditional.

The license can be granted after they watch Harry and the Hendersons and then have a rectal ultrasound to prove they don't have their head up their ass.

[Irish_Dem]

20. We are becoming a nation of idiots. nt

[smirkymonkey]

23. Alrighty, then!

[Paladin]

24. Look at that fuck-hole legislator, side-by-side with Bigfoot.

As far as evolution goes, Bigfoot looks like an Oxford graduate, compared to that dipshit Okie douchebag.

[msongs]

25. why not. gun owners already have a 24/7/365 small foot season nt

[XanaDUer2]

26. You won the internet today with best response nt

[Renew Deal]

27. What about permits to find leprechaun pots of gold?

[2naSalit]

28. Another excuse for...

the shoot first, ask questions later crowd when they kill someone hiking in the woods.

[XanaDUer2]

34. Exactly nt

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[rickyhall]

29. Only if they arm them... to make it a fair fight.

[Deuxcents]

30. Someone...please

Please tell me the whole chamber is not this ignorant. Anyone?

[Oneironaut]

31. Is this after a "her emails" hunting season?

Both are as real as the other.

[doc03]

33. If there is such a thing why would we hunt it down and kill it? They gone to

say for food or what?

[highplainsdem]

36. He's the idiot who called pregnant women "hosts" four years ago:

https://www.denverpost.com/2017/02/14/oklahoma-republican-stands-by-calling-pregnant-women-hosts/

[struggle4progress]

37. "I got my Bigfoot hunting license but then I shot my husband by accident.

I misplaced my glasses in our cabin, and I hadn't had my morning coffee yet, so when he was outside, I confused him with Bigfoot. I had the hunting license so I took my best shot. He was a lying two-timing lowlife, but I'm really going to miss him. It was just a honest mistake"

[Mopar151]

41. This comes up, when there are new visitors to Vermont

"There are some aspects of New England culture that require explaining. One of them, is that most underaged/illicit drinking of alcohol takes place in gravel pits, boat launches, and the like, away from cops and parents. That huge, shambling creature seemingly dressed in rags or matted hair is no mythical creature. Indeed, his name is Bubba, Hoss, Moose, or William. He woke up next to a burned out bonfire this morning, with rapidly dropping blood sugar and alcohol levels. And no ride home! Don't approach it without a cold beer, or maybe a sandwich! Stay at a respectful distance, until you're sure it won't puke on you! Do not let it inside your vehicle! If you have a pickup, or similar vehicle, and are inclined to "rescue", drop the creature at the nearest "beer store" - well away from the building! The creature will regain human form within a few days, in most cases."

[edhopper]

46. Since the majority of "Bigfoot" sitings

are probably bears standing on their hind legs, this would be bad for the bears in Oklahoma.

[Hekate]

47. What did Bigfoot ever do to you?

Yeesh

[XanaDUer2]

48. this man is Republican

but we knew this

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

49. He's been watching too much trash TV