Think of Trump's new office as if it's a MEMORY CARE UNIT.

[Grasswire2]

Faux tasks are often created for memory care patients.

Folding towels, cradling dollies, stacking things.

His new pretend office serves that purpose.

He will go there every day, and have many meetings, and many calls.

And nurse might hide his teeth if he gets jumpy.

[ornotna]

1. Can't wait for the first tweet

[lunatica]

3. Looks like a phone from Idiocracy.

[Gothmog]

2. From George Conway

Link to tweet

[captain queeg]

4. I wonder if musicians now will sue his dumbass for appropriating their songs

Would dearly love to see that.

[Blue Owl]

5. OK Donny, now we're going to put some letters and numbers on the felt board

Very good, Donny! You get a shiny sticker!

[Ohio Dem]

6. He can "sign" some blank pieces of paper!

Just like when he actually was in office! Yay!

[Grasswire2]

7. ha!

He's good at this.

[struggle4progress]

8. "After your nap we'll have a snack and play 'Person, woman, man, camera, TV'!"

[Kid Berwyn]

9. Please, can I get to play orderly for Nurse Wratched?