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guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)
Thu Feb 4, 2021, 04:29 PM Feb 2021

Stop COVID19 in its tracks. Well, technically, it does not have tracks, however...

I would like to thank Marjorie Taylor Green, GOP Representative from Planet Insane, for this inspiration.

What we do is aim those Jewish space lasers at the COVID19 virus particles that are floating in the air. Use that laser light to burn up the COVID19 particles.

To guard from the heat generated, I will be offering MTG brand tin foil hats so that any laser light that strikes a person will be safely redirected back into space.

Act right now, and order 2 MTG tin foil hats, at the low price of $75.99 per pair, and I will throw in absolutely free a copy of the bestselling "Collected wit and wisdom of Donald J Trump".

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Stop COVID19 in its tracks. Well, technically, it does not have tracks, however... (Original Post) guillaumeb Feb 2021 OP
I thought it was for a socially distant bris lame54 Feb 2021 #1
Wow!!! eom guillaumeb Feb 2021 #2
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