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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsLindsey Graham Hisses Directions At Attorneys Messing Up Speech They Spent Hours Rehearsing
WASHINGTONAppearing to lose patience as the defense presented its arguments in President Trumps impeachment trial Friday, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) was repeatedly overheard hissing directions at lawyers as they messed up the speeches he spent hours rehearsing with them the night before.
Come on now, big smile, project your voice like we practicedno, no, no, what are you doing? Graham said through his teeth as David Schoen, Michael T. van der Veen, and other members of Trumps legal team continued to botch the written defense he had coached them through late last night and into the early morning.
The timing, the tone, the gestures we worked on? Did you assholes remember none of it? Its The former presidents rhetoric is protected under the First Amendment, and then you do the long, pregnant pause for dramatic effect. Now sell it, you fucking halfwits!
Sources reported that as defense arguments concluded, a visibly tense Graham jumped up from his chair, applauded wildly, and stared daggers into his Republican colleagues until they, too, stood and joined his ovation.
https://politics.theonion.com/lindsey-graham-hisses-directions-at-attorneys-messing-u-1846259768
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Lindsey Graham Hisses Directions At Attorneys Messing Up Speech They Spent Hours Rehearsing (Original Post)
Zorro
Feb 2021
OP
Oh,. That's nothing,..Lindsey got that while french kissing trDump's backside.
magicarpet
Feb 2021
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TwilightZone
(25,467 posts)1. 99% truth, 1% satire.
And I'm not so sure about the 1%.
dixiechiken1
(2,113 posts)2. What a putz.
MontanaMama
(23,307 posts)3. Lindsey needs to floss his front teeth.
Hes got some yuck stuck in there...
magicarpet
(14,144 posts)5. Oh,. That's nothing,..Lindsey got that while french kissing trDump's backside.
Mike 03
(16,616 posts)4. Okay now. These Onion pieces are becoming way too believable.
(Or else I'm becoming more gullible)