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Thu Oct 11, 2012, 02:47 PM

Boxing: Biden vs Ryan

Biden begins pressing
And Ryan is forced to retreat
But if Ryan backs up an inch farther
He’ll be in a backstage seat

Joe Biden speaks for the left
Paul Ryan squirms for the right
Just look at the Vice President
Carry the fight

Ryan keeps lying
Insuring his doom
It’s just a matter of time
Until Smokin’ Joe lowers the boom

Biden stand up for the truth
Republicans begin to rage
They can hear Willard yelling
“Get that loser Ryan off the stage!”

Paul Ryan starts crying
The moderator wears a frown
The debate can’t be serious
With Ryan exposed as a clown

The Fox News crew panics
Hannity scurries to go on the air
“Biden cheated!” he shrieks
“Telling the truth just ain’t fair!”

Friday’s polls show the impact
Of this one-sided fight
The majority of voters
Reject the Romney-Ryan blight.

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H2O Man Oct 2012 OP
aint_no_life_nowhere Oct 2012 #1
Gregorian Oct 2012 #2
aint_no_life_nowhere Oct 2012 #4
Gregorian Oct 2012 #5
H2O Man Oct 2012 #3
H2O Man Oct 2012 #6

Response to H2O Man (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 02:55 PM

1. Great - I think this applies to Obama, too

Obama's got to back Romney up. Romney can only look good when coming forward and getting off first. He doesn't fight well backing up. Obama can't use his legs and pot shoot and counter punch. He can't sit back waiting for Romney to come to him. This time, he's got to come forward, back Romney up, get off first, and put Romney on the defensive. The old admonition from the fighter's corner about being first would apply to both the Biden and Obama debates, I think.

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Response to aint_no_life_nowhere (Reply #1)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 03:05 PM

2. Like this?

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Response to Gregorian (Reply #2)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 03:26 PM

4. OMG that's funny !!!

The look on Romney's face while he's playing guitar is too much!

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Response to aint_no_life_nowhere (Reply #4)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:01 PM

5. I know the guy who did it. He's absolutely brilliant.

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Response to aint_no_life_nowhere (Reply #1)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 03:06 PM

3. Right.

I got out a boxing scrapbook from 1963, in order to copy the style of young Cassius Clay, as he prepared for Charles "Sonny" Liston, for the OP.

Lots and lots of years of Ali's poetic predictions to chose from for each of the next two presidential debates.

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Response to H2O Man (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 10:33 PM

6. I wish I were young

and saw Paul Ryan standing across the ring from me.

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