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Sat Mar 6, 2021, 01:37 PM

Portrait: Pillow Brain: Dry-Drunk in Mind-Rut . . . . Please come CAPTION Mike Lindell!!!



Mike ("I've got more feathers in my head than anyone!" ) Lindell is saying: "And the evidence I will soon be showing the Supreme Court will turn their little brains inside-out. They'll vote 100 to zero to not only reinstate Donald Trump to his lawful position, as President of the United States, but they'll give him a dozen more years in office. Then they'll round up all the Democrats, including those working for a voting machine company my lawyers won't let me name, and make them sign over their votes for the following three president elections. And then . . ."


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Above satirical CAPTION (which is satire, or course, in case this Sewer might go after me) is based on the following article in Raw Story:

https://www.rawstory.com/mypillows-mike-lindell/

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Reply Portrait: Pillow Brain: Dry-Drunk in Mind-Rut . . . . Please come CAPTION Mike Lindell!!! (Original post)
skip fox Mar 2021 OP
Comfortably_Numb Mar 2021 #1
marble falls Mar 2021 #2
captain queeg Mar 2021 #3
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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Mar 6, 2021, 01:44 PM

1. Mikey, what color is the sun on your planet?

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Mar 6, 2021, 01:49 PM

2. "Why? Do I act like I'm on crack?"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Mar 6, 2021, 01:51 PM

3. Rudy should use my new "My hair paint" product", guaranteed not to run down your face

It will still give you that attractive shoe polish dark hair color every RW nut job craves!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Mar 6, 2021, 03:06 PM

4. So here's my genius. How many pillows do people buy? How often? I've cut at least half the market

out of our orb of marketing and basically painted myself and all my employees directly into a corner. Thereís literally 1/2 the potential customers who will never consider buying from me even if we hadnít been dropped like a hot rock by major retailers.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Mar 6, 2021, 03:23 PM

5. He is entering a pathetic stage, one in which his family should get involved.

He will lose his business and the family inheritance.
That should be some motivation.

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