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Mon Mar 8, 2021, 02:45 PM

Saw this image on Google and had to confirm. Yup it's real lol


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Reply Saw this image on Google and had to confirm. Yup it's real lol (Original post)
JuJuChen Mar 8 OP
Biophilic Mar 8 #1
abqtommy Mar 8 #11
Biophilic Mar 8 #12
50 Shades Of Blue Mar 8 #2
yonder Mar 8 #3
Arkansas Granny Mar 8 #4
yonder Mar 8 #5
kirkuchiyo Mar 8 #6
skypilot Mar 8 #7
Biophilic Mar 8 #13
skypilot Mar 8 #17
Biophilic Mar 8 #21
skypilot Mar 8 #22
Biophilic Mar 8 #23
skypilot Mar 8 #24
Biophilic Mar 8 #25
haele Mar 8 #8
JuJuChen Mar 8 #18
haele Mar 8 #19
lame54 Mar 8 #9
LineLineNew Reply !
rurallib Mar 8 #16
ecstatic Mar 8 #10
yuiyoshida Mar 8 #14
vercetti2021 Mar 8 #15
meadowlander Mar 8 #20

Response to JuJuChen (Original post)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 02:49 PM

1. I can't stop laughing. Oh, my god. I love the "non-violent burning down of a federal building."

I have to admit I love romance stories. But this one may be a step too far. Oh, no, I'm just going to keep laughing.

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Response to Biophilic (Reply #1)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 04:38 PM

11. Me too! The original op is from The Onion, right?

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Response to abqtommy (Reply #11)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 04:54 PM

12. Don't we wish. I always thought real life was way weirder than fiction, but I could be wrong.

Man, now you've got me laughing again.

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Response to JuJuChen (Original post)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 02:53 PM

2. "Independently published"

Yeah, I'll bet, LOL!

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Response to JuJuChen (Original post)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 03:01 PM

3. Wait, where's the bare-chested, long-haired, muscular guy on the sepia toned cover?

Isn't he supposed to be holding a young maiden in a passionate embrace? All I see is a bat and Skeletor in camo.

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Response to yonder (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 03:06 PM

4. I don't see her bodice being ripped open, either. What a weak imitation.

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Reply #4)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 03:22 PM

5. Ooohhh, I forgot bodice...and white puffy shirts too.

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Response to JuJuChen (Original post)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 03:25 PM

6. Is that Fabio under the mask? nt

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Response to JuJuChen (Original post)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 03:29 PM

7. Well, this is quite a few steps up...

...from the dinosaur porn that was going around a while ago.

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Response to skypilot (Reply #7)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 04:58 PM

13. Ok, so DU failed me. I missed the dinosaur porn. I feel like my life has been wasted.

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Response to skypilot (Reply #17)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 05:23 PM

21. I'm not sure if I should thank you or what. I'm, I'm just not sure about anything anymore.

I have lived such a sheltered life. But I guess I need to thank you because uneducated life is sooo boring.

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Response to Biophilic (Reply #21)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 05:26 PM

22. I do what I can but...

...let us never speak of this again.

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Response to skypilot (Reply #22)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 05:32 PM

23. Oh, no, you do not get out of this that easily. Oh, ok, afterall

you did introduce me to dinosaur porn and no one has come close to making me laugh as much as this thread in a very long time. I'll keep your secret.

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Response to Biophilic (Reply #23)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 05:42 PM

24. It's not MY secret!!!

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Response to skypilot (Reply #24)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 05:48 PM

25. ok, ok not another word.

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Response to JuJuChen (Original post)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 03:51 PM

8. I know a few English profs and teachers who got into writing soft-core to supplement low pay and fun

Romance novel publishers have a formula that anyone with a modicum of wit and writing practice can profit from very quickly.

However, this sounds like a wing-nut vanity effort that couldn't even meet the minimum requirements to get past the first reader firewall to an editor (I wuz can-celled!).

Something Madison Crawford might write in an effort to expose leftist hypocrisy, if he could spell or understand the bigger words...

"Met at a non-violent burning of a Federal Building?".
You mean, "he didn't suddenly rush to rescue her in his weedy, nerdy, but strong arms after he realized he slap-shotted his Moletov cocktail into the wrong office with his Kraken stick, driven forward by awe as he watched the reflective play of the exploding flames in her long raven hair as she flung herself from her desk like a startled salmon"?

Damn, I could write a better sexy, sarcastic political mystery thriller, and I'm just a simple Systems Engineer whose parents moved to Seattle when she was a child...from a liberal or "conservative" viewpoint.

Haele

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Response to haele (Reply #8)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 05:09 PM

18. @Krakenstick LMFAOOOOOOO

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Response to JuJuChen (Reply #18)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 05:14 PM

19. I actually looked it up - Seattle's Hockey Team is the Kraken (long after my time)...

Considering what happened in Portland and tear gas hockey, I just had to add the Kraken stick.....
Just too much pun to resist

Haele

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Response to JuJuChen (Original post)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 04:26 PM

9. From the author of I Touched His Insurrection

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Response to lame54 (Reply #9)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 05:04 PM

16. !

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Response to JuJuChen (Original post)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 04:27 PM

10. awesome! lol! nt

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Response to JuJuChen (Original post)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 05:04 PM

14. Only in America

The script is being written as we speak for the next major movie.

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Response to JuJuChen (Original post)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 05:04 PM

15. Is there one for the other side?

I'll call it. In the Heat of the Moment, My Insurrectionist Romance.

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Response to JuJuChen (Original post)

Mon Mar 8, 2021, 05:16 PM

20. And the sequel "Whose house? Our house!"

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