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Wed Mar 10, 2021, 08:18 AM

"Believe me, if I was lying, I'd tell you." . . . Please come CAPTION ex-PresiDented Trump!!!




ex-PresiDented Trump is saying: "Georgia's bogus possible racketeering charges, possible charges on bank and tax fraud, money laundering, and felonious misappropriation of campaign funds are all fake news. Give me a break! Like I would lie to stay in foocie and then enrich myself illegally. . . . But I'm not worried. I'm coming out swinging. I'm asking all my followers to donate everything they can to my new Make America Great Again Trump Defense Fund even if they have to take reverse mortgages or cash in life insurance policies, or raid their children's education funds. . . . We'll prove in court that I'm no crook!"

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Reply "Believe me, if I was lying, I'd tell you." . . . Please come CAPTION ex-PresiDented Trump!!! (Original post)
skip fox Mar 2021 OP
ProudMNDemocrat Mar 2021 #1
Shermann Mar 2021 #2
marble falls Mar 2021 #3
marble falls Mar 2021 #4
skip fox Mar 2021 #5

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Mar 10, 2021, 08:28 AM

1. Exactly what he is doing and who he is...

Trumpiewill be in for guide a shock when he gets to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter reminds him of all the shit he pulled while on Earth.

Fake news? Not exactly.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Mar 10, 2021, 08:47 AM

2. I wrote a book called "How to Get Rich". I LITERALLY spelled it out for you people.

Instead of reading it, you are sitting around waiting for your $1400 checks from Biden.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Mar 10, 2021, 09:09 AM

3. "Wasn't the way I slunk outta DC smoooooooooth?"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Mar 10, 2021, 09:14 AM

4. Is there's a more punchable* face on the planet? Maybe Bolsonaro.

*I do not advocate the random punching of anyone by anyone else.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Mar 10, 2021, 11:03 AM

5. D.T. continues:

"And you can be rest assured there was no phone call between me and the Pentagon holding back the National Guard for hours on Jan. 6. Absolutely none. Zero. Ziltch. Nada. . . . You have my word."

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