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Wed Mar 24, 2021, 10:26 PM

Coronavirus Thanks Ron DeSantis for Making It Feel So Welcome at Spring Break

MIAMI BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—In an exuberant endorsement of a 2024 Republican Presidential hopeful, the coronavirus thanked Florida’s governor, Ron DeSantis, for “making me feel so welcome at spring break.”

“It’s been a tough couple of months for me, since Biden came in and started boosting vaccinations and mask-wearing,” the virus said. “I really needed this vacation.”

The coronavirus’s praise of DeSantis as “a fantastic host” stood in sharp contrast to its harsh criticism of the Miami Beach mayor, Dan Gelber, whom the pathogen called “a total buzzkill.”

“Dan Gelber has not made me feel welcome at all, which I find divisive and hurtful,” it said.

The coronavirus also predicted that it would not be alone in supporting DeSantis’s expected White House bid. “Every variant I talk to is excited about it,” the virus indicated.


Coronavirus Thanks Ron DeSantis for Making It Feel So Welcome at Spring Break

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Wed Mar 24, 2021, 10:32 PM

1. Yeah...I just posted

That I got my first Moderna shot yesterday. I’m in SW Fl n those banished from Miami come over here.. our governor.. is just out of touch..I’m being nice..

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Wed Mar 24, 2021, 10:34 PM

2. K and r!

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