"I think its worthwhile to have the government's microchip tracking device"

[KS Toronado]

That is what I told my Qrumper neighbor after he criticized me for getting the vaccine/microchip and then added...
"If the cops ever come to your door accusing you of rape/murder/bank robbery, you'll wish you had that
microchip to prove you were nowhere near the scene of the crime." Idiot lives & breathes Qanonsense. Gave me
the deer in the headlights look and walked away. There are no microchips in the vaccine!

[brewens]

1. We all get our own drones too, once everything is up and running. I thought I had mine already.

I was out for my daily walk and thought a drone was following me. Then I saw the string. Just a kid with a kite. That's all the drones all over those Navy ships were. They vaccinated the crews and they showed up right after.

[getagrip_already]

18. don't forget the jewish space lasers that can cut you down...

If you even put your maga hat on!

[DBoon]

22. Can I have the Jewish space laser trim my hedges?

They could use a slight burn every few weeks.

[getagrip_already]

49. yes, but not on saturdays.... n/t

[Midnight Writer]

47. You've been hypnotized with a "screen image" that makes you think it's just a kite.

Once the nanoparticles reproduce through their fetal stem cells, they can control your image perception.

[Scrivener7]

2. I bet he uses an iPhone.

[twodogsbarking]

16. I am one of the only people on the planet

that doesn't use a cell phone. Gets a bit difficult at times. Reactions are two. Disbelief. Don't ever get one.
Started working on a computer daily on April 5th 1982 and did so until I retired in 2017. I look at the sky a lot now.

[CaptainTruth]

19. My sister finally got one. It's an inexpensive flip phone, the kind you buy minutes for.

She says she buys $15 worth of minutes at a time (which includes a bunch of texts) & that will usually last her 3 months.

I'm glad I can finally text her & send her pictures!

[Midnight Writer]

48. I'm with you. I don't even answer my landline anymore.

Constant accessibility is a nightmare as far as I'm concerned.

[NutmegYankee]

3. I go much darker.

I play off the anti-vaxxers belief that the virus was man made with this wonderful comment. "Gee, it sure would be a shame if after the rest of the population got vaccinated that a variant with Ebola levels of lethality were to come out, but be totally neutralized by the vaccine, causing high rates of death in only the population that refused it."

I love the wide eyed look that causes.

[gab13by13]

4. Your response may be quite truthful.

There has been a big drop in deaths in people who were vaccinated and now there is a spike in infections from ages 40-60.

Vaccinations are statistically being shown to prevent deaths.

[oldsoftie]

10. I wish only the deniers got infected from now on.

Not to kill them, but get them sick enough to admit "this shits for real"

[birdographer]

26. Why stop at Ebola levels?

Why not just say with links to Ebola? Maybe some of them have heard of that. And perhaps the deaths should be agonizing.

[JohnQFunk]

32. Say, "COVID with Ebola mutations - 100% lethal, unless you got the vaccine and you're immune"

[John Ludi]

5. I've told a couple

that I consider it an honor to now be a walking 5G antenna for Bill Gates.

[HipChick]

7. Lmao!

[JohnQFunk]

33. "I got the Pfizer vaccine - my microchip came with lifetime free Disney Plus!"

[CaptainTruth]

46. I can get free Netflix if I can connect to at least 2 cell towers!

[paleotn]

6. Hijacking their conspiratorial circuitry for good or just for kicks...

Well played.

[3Hotdogs]

8. I live in northern N.J. We don't have many Trumpers near us.

Still, I wanna play.

Tomorrow, I'm gonna drive to Ocean County to find a couple of anti-vexers to diddle.. There is a luncheonette, Lucielle's. Its a great place for food and their pie is rated one of the best in N.J.

But,

there are aways local Trumpers at the place.

[Betty88]

20. I also live in Northern NJ

I will send you some of mine.

[oldsoftie]

9. Fits with the "if you're not doing anything wrong you have nothing to fear" crowd!

[Wounded Bear]

11. Screw the microchips. Don't care. Still waiting for the taco truck on my corner...

[CaptainTruth]

17. That's part of the infrastructure plan.

[NewEnglandAutumn]

12. Things people actually believe about the Covid vaccine

Most of the day I explain you have to make an appointment to get the vaccine but some people love to tell me why they will not get it her are some of them
-"my doctor told me it melts your insides"
-"it has killed a lot of people"
-"you can only get it if you know the password"
and yes there is a segment of the population who believes that there are microchips in the vaccines

I just don't 'get' people

[tanyev]

13. "Didn't you hear? You have to get the microchip to get your tax refund."

[CaptainTruth]

24. LOL!!!

[rickyhall]

14. Damn no chip? I thought it would reactivate the old one.

[Hotler]

15. There are no microchips in the Covid vaccine, they're in the .....

yearly flu shot vaccine.

[Escurumbele]

21. That is a great quote...bumper sticker it...

"If the cops ever come to your door accusing you of rape/murder/bank robbery, you'll wish you had that microchip to prove you were nowhere near the scene of the crime."
~~ KS Toronado

[KS Toronado]

36. Thank You

[dalton99a]

23. And the vaccination needle is too damn small.

It is physically impossible to accommodate any semiconductor device currently in production.

The syringe injector used to implant RFIDs in animals is different

[Ligyron]

27. and you'd think anyone with eyes and half a brain would realize this.

Too bad we can't come up with a vaccine against being gullible and stupid.

[CaptainTruth]

25. I've seen right-wingers say there's a population control conspiracy.

Supposedly they believe COVID is part of a vast conspiracy to reduce the global population by killing off a bunch of people.

If I encounter one I think I'm going to say something like "Yes, but COVID is only the first phase. They only want to kill off the dumb people, & they know dumb people will refuse the vaccine. Once all the smart people are vaccinated they'll move to the second phase & unleash a much more deadly virus that kills off the dumb people who refused the vaccine."

I probably shouldn't say that too loudly... it might become their new conspiracy theory!

[plimsoll]

28. Because that would have them rush out to get one?

I don’t think we can predict what QIdiots will do anymore. Satire really is dead, if you say some outlandish BS they’re as likely to roll that in to their theology as reject it.

Liberals are following cannibalistic pedophiles. A modern twist on the blood libel. Simultaneously you keep finding actual pedophiles on the right.

They take their lead from “men of the people,” like Trump and Tucker Carlson. Both products of the elite.

The most consistent thread is that their behavior will “own the libs.” It’s a giant troll, but it doesn’t provide a predictable answer to what they will or won’t believe, because it only needs to be counter to observable reality.

[KS Toronado]

39. Great idea, I'll remember that if this conversation comes up.

[iluvtennis]

29. QAnon idiots. Don't they know they can be tracked now- it's called cell phones/ GPS enabled devices

[Heartstrings]

34. Not to mention a number they were literally given at birth!

[iluvtennis]

37. Exactly. nt

[Roy Rolling]

30. Great Answer!

I’m a believer in “repeat their stupid statement and agree” approach. I’m gonna remember this one, we all could use a microchip tracking device. 😂

It’s a late for some, but I got a lot of traction with this comment in vaccination settings: “My sister’s church said the vaccine is the mark of the beast. It’s not, I checked my Pfizer lot number. It was 667”.

[KS Toronado]

40. That's funny, I'll remember that great comeback.

[niyad]

31. A friend was telling me last night that his SiL, who is an ICU nurse, and a trumper, refuses to

Get the vaccine because of the chip. So she told him yesterday that she is getting bifocal contacts. He looked at her very seriously and said, "you know that is the same nanotechnology that they based the chips on, right? So they can track you through your contacts." She was appalled, and said, "oh my god, you are right. I never thought of that."

Evil little shit, my friend is.

[iluvtennis]

38. good one. :-)

[KS Toronado]

41. That's a good one.

[edhopper]

35. Why would anyone allow themselves to have a way

to be constantly tracked wherever they are?

[KS Toronado]

42. To prove you were nowhere near the scene of the crime.

[edhopper]

43. It's important to take selfies

in the middle of an insurrection.

[KS Toronado]

45. LOL, boy did they ever.

[BobTheSubgenius]

44. No microchip??? I feel let down, in a way.

There's autism, though, right?

[Faux pas]

50. HA HA HA