It just a matter of time before God forgives Matt Gaetz

[Under The Radar]

So there is no need to investigate or ask him to resign.

[dchill]

1. Jesus.

[Under The Radar]

4. Probably not but Trump ( the chosen one) will have something to say.

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. Amen....pass the snake......

I will talk in make believe language.

[keithbvadu2]

6. Speak clearly

[OAITW r.2.0]

7. Ain't that the truth!

[magicarpet]

3. Did you forget this.... ?

[gratuitous]

5. Yeah, he's suffered enough

Is it too soon to start talking about Gaetz for president in 2024?

[temporary311]

8. Then maybe god should be called to testify as a character witness

if this ever goes to trial.

[Blue_true]

9. The republican god always do that for republicans, while demanding that

Democrats resign for simple J-walking.

[Under The Radar]

11. Matt had a sexual relationship with a 17 year old...

Yet Mary was only 14 when God planted his seed in her. So how can Matt be wrong?

[Blue_true]

13. The Bible is full of powerful men taking very young girls as wives.

If they bled, they were ready.

The interesting thing is most modern Christians reject that a 12 or 13 year old girl is wife material. Why? My guess is modern sensibilities.

[Under The Radar]

14. Well there is the Warren Jeffs of the Mormon faith or Mormon variants...

... that likes them very young and the more the better.

[Blue_true]

15. There are exceptions, but generally that practice is not only shunned, but heavily banned

in most places.

[Vogon_Glory]

10. The Book of John in the New Testament has the

Story of Jesus saving the accused adulteress from being stoned to death. But the story ends with him telling her to go and sin no more. (John 7:53-8:11)

I suspect that last bit sounds so yesterday for Gaetz and his defenders.

[Blue_true]

16. Notice how it was always the adulteress that got stoned, never the

more common adulterers.

[Vogon_Glory]

17. I've noticed, but then I was making snark

about the—ahem—honorable representative from Florida.

[gldstwmn]

12. He may rise from the dead on Sunday

but he probably won't be a congressman on Monday.

[TomSlick]

18. I am reminded of a quote from "O Brother where art thou?"

Delmar O'Donnell:
But they was witnesses that seen us redeemed.

Ulysses Everett McGill:
That's not the issue Delmar. Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.