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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhat is your favorite name for our recent un-re-elected president?
Because of all the abusive and derogatory names that this un-re-elected person used, I have refused to get into his name calling. However, I thoroughly enjoy some of the names that fellow DU's come up with. I would start with some that my son has used but my fingers would fall off and burn in wherever. Ready a comment on a post today, I ran into Clownstick von Bodybags. Thank you Blue Owl for that. Let me see everybody's favorite moniker for that un-re-elected person.
calguy
(5,222 posts)Irish_Dem
(45,636 posts)empedocles
(15,751 posts)AllaN01Bear
(17,383 posts)TheRealNorth
(9,435 posts)FakeNoose
(32,351 posts)I used to refer to him as "Cheeto" but I decided that was too friendly.
PJMcK
(21,921 posts)Peregrine Took
(7,408 posts)IrishAfricanAmerican
(3,805 posts)Drunken Irishman
(34,857 posts)Clash City Rocker
(3,379 posts)Trumplethinskin. Cheeto Benito. Fuckface Von Clownstick (thanks Jon). Short-Fingered Vulgarian. Adolf Twitler. I could go on all day. Hard to pick one.
RussellCattle
(1,504 posts)....an early appellation that defined him so perfectly. They say it enraged him at the time, so that's a plus too.
3catwoman3
(23,816 posts)...pisses him off.
Arkansas Granny
(31,483 posts)Tommy Carcetti
(43,085 posts)roamer65
(36,739 posts)MuseRider
(34,058 posts)Needy Amin but I rarely used much to refer to him.
demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)mother fucker
asshole
dotard
Journeyman
(15,001 posts)IMpotus
Russian Inspired
Red Don
The Brooklyn Bolshevik
apricot aPParatchik
Collaborator in Chief
Comrade Trumputin
Comrade Casino
Cyrillic Apprentice
Comrade C*©kholster
Putins Puppet
Putins Putty
Putins Bitch
Putins C*©k-Holster (Stephen Colbert)
The Russian Mole
Putins Pet
PuPPet
Trumpsky
Putinfluffer
PPotus
Comrade Crayola
Putins Pumpkin
PP (after the Moscow dossier)
Trumpp (after the Moscow dossier)
Presidentski
The Orange Russian
Comrade Minus (Pete Souza, Obama photographer)
Tя☭mp
Puppetrump
Donnie Moscow
Mr. Im F***ed
Don Kremleone
DosveDonald
Don-stoevski (author of Crime & No Punishment)
Donsvadanya
Donaldovich Ivan Trumpsky
Traitor Inspired
Benedict Donald
Beenadick Donald
Treasonweasel
TR45ON
Individual-1
Manchurian Cantaloupe
Twitter Inspired
Tweety Amin
Tweetenstein
Twittorrhea
Little Lord tRumple-Twit
Twidiot in Chief
Itchy Twitter Finger
Covfeve in Thief
Chief Covfefe
Tweety McTweeterson
Nostradumbass
Capitalizer in Chief
Agolf Twittler
Tweeto
Old Hateful Tweetgeyser
Childish Thumbino
Commander-in-Tweet
Masturtweeter
Old Man Twitler
Moby Dork (after Prince of Whales tweet)
King Twit
Dictator Inspired
Hair Twitler
Hair Furor
Mein Trumpf
A-Dolt Twitler
Sweet Potato Pol Pot
Cheetolini
Cheatolini
Mango Mussolini
Cinnamon Hitler
Pumpkin Spice Goebbels
Trumpenfuhrer
El Caudillo del Mar-A-Lago
Velveeta Himmler
King Drumpf
Twitler
Combover Castro
Tee Time Tito
Marshall Tweeto
Marmalade Mugabe
Genghis Can't
Needy Amin
Der Mankindertweetenfuhrer
Il Dunce
His MAGA-sty
Mr. Petulant Crossed Arms
Big Birther is Watching You, Winston!
Despot Don
#Cult45
Orange Skin & Yellow Hair Inspired
Cheeto Benito
Cheeto von Tweeto
Cheeto Bandito
Cheeto Jesus
O Yellar
Cheez-It-in-Chief
Cheez Whiz
Orange Foolius
Fanta Ranter
Angry Creamsicle
Tangerine Tyrant
Government Cheese Goebbels
Agent Orange
Agent Orange Treasonweasel
Nasturtium Narcissist
Orange Pillock (British informal: stupid person)
Angry Pumpkin
Tangerine Idi Amin
King Tangerine the First
Orange-utan
Talking Yam
Micturition Man
MANGOTUS
His Orangeness
Velveeto Corleone
Mangolini
Orange Oaf of Office
Mango Molester
The Hate Pumpkin
The Trumpkin Party
Emperor Tang
Manchurian Cantaloupe
Ginger Git
Naranja Numbskull
The Aqua Net Autistic
Nectarine Nero
Little Hands Inspired
Short-Fingered Vulgarian
King Donald the Doll-Handed
The Tiny-Handed Tyrant
Dinky Donny (Cher)
Stumpy
Chubby Nubby
Babyfingers Trump
Pixie Fingers Trump
Tiny Handed Totalitarian
Littlefingers
Tiny Hands Trump
Donnie Dollhands
Commander Babyfingers
Corpulescence Inspired
Jabba the Trump
Donnie Two Scoops
Plumpty Trumpty
Trumpty Dumpty
The Girther
Fat Nixon
President Hugh Janus
Habeus Corpulent (Latin for Show us the fat-ass!)
King Tub
Burger-boy
Bloatard
Empty Dumpty
FATUS
Lieing Inspired
Herr Confounderer (me, on global warming statement)
The Cowardly Liar
Donocchio
Dead Parrot President (reflexively contradicts obvious, if inconvenient, facts many want to be my COS)
Commander in Cheat
President Pinnochio
Just Descriptive
Dolt 45
Trumplethinskin
Mighty Mouth (run in, without gun, take down felon)
Dotard (Kim Jong Un)
DOTUS
Marie Antrumpette
Dim Dotard
Dotard J. Trump
Chauncey Gardner (he only watches it on TV)
Donald Flunk
Fredo (I can handle things. Im smart. Not like everybody says, like dumb. Im smart!)
Banktrumpt
Cadet Bone Spurs
The Boy Blunder
Captain Chaos
Tom Buchanan (& Daisy)
Stable Genius
President Fluffernutter.
. . . this petit bourgeois hotelier, this predatory rentier . . . (me)
Dumpster Fire
Careening Clowncar of Chaos, Cacophony, and Catastrophic Clusterfuck
Donnie Darko
Drumpf
Moron (Secretary of State Rex Tillerson)
Fucking Moron (Secretary of State Rex Tillerson)
F*©kface von Clownstick (Jon Stewart)
Dodgeball Donnie
Trump of Doom (from the Bible, Revelations)
Trumpster Fire
Captain Deflection
IMPOTUS
Current Occupant
President Asterisk
Demented Donnie Drumpf
Rump
Dump
Man-Baby
Child in Chief
King Mierdas (King Midas in reverse)
Call Jeffy!! We got a leak on the Trumptanic!!
Criminal-in-Chief
The Babbling Crook
Goniff-in-Chief
The Pied Viper
President Infantile
Diaper Don
BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
PLOTUS (Pathological Liar of the United States)
PeeWee Trump (after UN laughter: I meant to do that!)
Chumpo the Clown (Elect a clown, get a circus, expect more clowns)
Loathsome Toad (A Face in the Crowd)
Pathetic Inadequate (bestowed by Nicholas Soames, Winston Churchills grandson, after Trump refused to go to Aisne-Marne American Cemetery)
Temper Tantrump
Trumper Tantrum
Donnie Rotten
Oberbefehl Scheisskopf (Top Command Shithead)
Bankrupt Billionaire
Toadglans von Hamberder
Combover in Chief
Grumblethinskin
Offal Office
Thief Executive
Trump-For-Brains
King Minus
Pompous Brokeahontas
ETTD (Everything Trump Touches Dies)
POtuS
President Trumpo (Newt Gingrich, while defending him against Mueller press conference)
Drumpfuck
Don Trumpxote (railing [tilting] against windmills)
Donnarrea
Homo Defectus
Vile Pile
Cockwomble (British: A completely useless person who spouts constant bullshit)
President Trumpy McScummy
Audience of One
The Minus Touch (after losses in the governors' races in 2018)
The Pestilent
Yellicopter
Alliterative Names
Butternut Brezhnev
Creamsicle Khrushchev
Papaya Perón
Cantaloupe Caligula
Tangerine Toddler
Mantan Molotov
Fanta Franco
Marmalade Mugabe
Tangerine Tito
Kumquat Quisling
Sunkist Stalin
Henna Himmler
Turmeric the Terrible
Dorito Duvalier
Persimmon Putin
Kumquat Khrushchev
Cheddar Ceauşescu
Spraytan Stalin
Toddler Tyrant
Golden Showers Inspired
PP
Parade Inspired
Cadet Scheiskopf (Catch-22)
Stormy Inspired
Captain Underpants
David Dennison (alias in Stormy Daniels legal filing)
Spankee
Unindicted Co-Conspirator
Poke-A-Pornstar (in response to Pocohantas)
Skanky Manslut
Toad (Stormy Daniels description of Little Donald)
Toadglans
Moronic Mini Mushroom
Toadglans
Individual 1
FoxNewsSucks
(10,375 posts)That is the most comprehensive list of names for MF45 we'll ever see.
I just want to see him named "Prisoner #5468817984"
Journeyman
(15,001 posts)His insults were so childish, so unimaginative, I was compelled to add every creative name for him that I ran across to my list. Gotta admit, though, I just wanted him gone that last year, so didn't add any at all (or very little) in 2020.
electric_blue68
(14,609 posts)Journeyman
(15,001 posts)everyone knows exactly who the insult is about for every one of those names.
3catwoman3
(23,816 posts)I just copied it into an email to myself. Thanks for this -
demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)I think I saw that here first
First Speaker
(4,858 posts)...and Became a Mixed-up Zombie...
SheilaAnn
(9,664 posts)NewDayOranges
(691 posts)apnu
(8,722 posts)I settled on it in the 2nd year and never looked back.
PortTack
(32,606 posts)QED
(2,730 posts)Arazi
(6,829 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(107,096 posts)RobertDevereaux
(1,841 posts)kimbutgar
(20,882 posts)AZProgressive
(29,322 posts)That is my name for him. I'm glad I don't have to pay attention to him anymore.
FuzzyRabbit
(1,958 posts)lapfog_1
(29,166 posts)and see if you can get through an entire post without laughing out loud at his numerous descriptive term for the Orange One.
LakeArenal
(28,729 posts)lpbk2713
(42,696 posts)Always has been, always will be.
patricia92243
(12,590 posts)davsand
(13,420 posts)lapfog_1
(29,166 posts)and see if you can get through an entire post without laughing out loud at his numerous descriptive term for the Orange One.
NewHendoLib
(59,940 posts)mwmisses4289
(81 posts)Apricot Hellbeast
joetheman
(1,450 posts)keithbvadu2
(36,367 posts)Rocketman Kim came up with my favorite... Dotard.
keithbvadu2
(36,367 posts)The Scots have quite a few names for him.
His own mother came from there.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/custard-flavoured-jobby
# 22. "Witless fucking cocksplat."
DFW
(54,055 posts)Mr. President
Anything else is fine with me.