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WVreaper

(618 posts)
Wed Apr 7, 2021, 07:27 PM Apr 2021

What is your favorite name for our recent un-re-elected president?

Because of all the abusive and derogatory names that this un-re-elected person used, I have refused to get into his name calling. However, I thoroughly enjoy some of the names that fellow DU's come up with. I would start with some that my son has used but my fingers would fall off and burn in wherever. Ready a comment on a post today, I ran into Clownstick von Bodybags. Thank you Blue Owl for that. Let me see everybody's favorite moniker for that un-re-elected person.

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What is your favorite name for our recent un-re-elected president? (Original Post) WVreaper Apr 2021 OP
I'll go with asshole calguy Apr 2021 #1
I always called him the orange f-wad. Irish_Dem Apr 2021 #2
I like your 'recent un-re-elected president' empedocles Apr 2021 #3
that former guy. AllaN01Bear Apr 2021 #4
Enough said TheRealNorth Apr 2021 #14
Chump FakeNoose Apr 2021 #5
Trump is the ugliest word I know (n/t) PJMcK Apr 2021 #6
The Braggadocios ("Bragging") Baboon. n/t Peregrine Took Apr 2021 #7
He'll always be 🍄to me. IrishAfricanAmerican Apr 2021 #8
One-Termer. Drunken Irishman Apr 2021 #9
There are so many Clash City Rocker Apr 2021 #10
I always liked "short-fingered vulgarian" because it was both literate and such.... RussellCattle Apr 2021 #23
Not only at the time, but by various reports, it still... 3catwoman3 Apr 2021 #36
The former guy. That's what I've been using lately. Arkansas Granny Apr 2021 #11
Former Office Occupant. nt Tommy Carcetti Apr 2021 #12
Agent Orange. roamer65 Apr 2021 #13
I always liked MuseRider Apr 2021 #15
fuckhead demtenjeep Apr 2021 #16
I had a couple. Now I try not to think about him too much . . . Journeyman Apr 2021 #17
Thank you! FoxNewsSucks Apr 2021 #29
I began collecting them from the time he began using Kiddie Scorn nicknames . . . Journeyman Apr 2021 #30
Bwah!!! What a list! Must submit to the Anti-Drumph Presidental Library electric_blue68 Apr 2021 #32
The most amazing thing about the list is . . . Journeyman Apr 2021 #35
That is a hell of a list! 3catwoman3 Apr 2021 #42
fatnixon demtenjeep Apr 2021 #18
The Incredibly Strange Creature That Stopped Living... First Speaker Apr 2021 #19
I love "Fat Nixon"...Sounds cartoonish, just like him. n/t SheilaAnn Apr 2021 #20
The Orange Douche! NewDayOranges Apr 2021 #21
'Donnie Small-hands' apnu Apr 2021 #22
Unemployed florida man (UFM) deposed idiot king (dik) PortTack Apr 2021 #24
IQ45 or Donnie Two Scoops QED Apr 2021 #25
Traitor Arazi Apr 2021 #26
The orange tub of lard is my current favorite Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2021 #27
Scrotus McShitGibbon was the one I used most often. RobertDevereaux Apr 2021 #28
Orange Florida man OFM and MF45 and the orange maggot are my favs kimbutgar Apr 2021 #31
Irrelevant AZProgressive Apr 2021 #33
President Pussygrabber FuzzyRabbit Apr 2021 #34
read any post from TheFerret lapfog_1 Apr 2021 #37
Who? LakeArenal Apr 2021 #38
Loser lpbk2713 Apr 2021 #39
I'll follow the President's lead and just call him "the other guy." patricia92243 Apr 2021 #40
Pendejo45 has been his name for quite a while. N/T davsand Apr 2021 #41
read any post from TheFerret lapfog_1 Apr 2021 #43
no name, because I never think of him NewHendoLib Apr 2021 #44
this one is from scotland iirc mwmisses4289 Apr 2021 #45
LOSER!!! joetheman Apr 2021 #46
Rocketman Kim came up with my favorite... Dotard. keithbvadu2 Apr 2021 #47
The Scots have quite a few names for him. keithbvadu2 Apr 2021 #48
Anything BUT this one: DFW Apr 2021 #49

Clash City Rocker

(3,379 posts)
10. There are so many
Wed Apr 7, 2021, 07:42 PM
Apr 2021

Trumplethinskin. Cheeto Benito. Fuckface Von Clownstick (thanks Jon). Short-Fingered Vulgarian. Adolf Twitler. I could go on all day. Hard to pick one.

RussellCattle

(1,504 posts)
23. I always liked "short-fingered vulgarian" because it was both literate and such....
Wed Apr 7, 2021, 07:51 PM
Apr 2021

....an early appellation that defined him so perfectly. They say it enraged him at the time, so that's a plus too.

Journeyman

(15,001 posts)
17. I had a couple. Now I try not to think about him too much . . .
Wed Apr 7, 2021, 07:47 PM
Apr 2021
Impeachment Inspired
IMpotus



Russian Inspired
Red Don
The Brooklyn Bolshevik
apricot aPParatchik
Collaborator in Chief
Comrade Trumputin
Comrade Casino
Cyrillic Apprentice
Comrade C*©kholster
Putin’s Puppet
Putin’s Putty
Putin’s Bitch
Putin’s C*©k-Holster (Stephen Colbert)
The Russian Mole
Putin’s Pet
PuPPet
Trumpsky
Putinfluffer
PPotus
Comrade Crayola
Putin’s Pumpkin
PP (after the Moscow dossier)
Trumpp (after the Moscow dossier)
Presidentski
The Orange Russian
Comrade Minus (Pete Souza, Obama photographer)
Tя☭mp
Puppetrump
Donnie Moscow
Mr. “I’m F***ed”
Don Kremleone
DosveDonald
Don-stoevski (author of Crime & No Punishment)
Donsvadanya
Donaldovich Ivan Trumpsky



Traitor Inspired
Benedict Donald
Beenadick Donald
Treasonweasel
TR45ON
Individual-1
Manchurian Cantaloupe



Twitter Inspired
Tweety Amin
Tweetenstein
Twittorrhea
Little Lord tRumple-Twit
Twidiot in Chief
Itchy Twitter Finger
Covfeve in Thief
Chief Covfefe
Tweety McTweeterson
Nostradumbass
Capitalizer in Chief
Agolf Twittler
Tweeto
Old Hateful Tweetgeyser
Childish Thumbino
Commander-in-Tweet
Masturtweeter
Old Man Twitler
Moby Dork (after “Prince of Whales” tweet)
King Twit



Dictator Inspired
Hair Twitler
Hair Furor
Mein Trumpf
A-Dolt Twitler
Sweet Potato Pol Pot
Cheetolini
Cheatolini
Mango Mussolini
Cinnamon Hitler
Pumpkin Spice Goebbels
Trumpenfuhrer
El Caudillo del Mar-A-Lago
Velveeta Himmler
King Drumpf
Twitler
Combover Castro
Tee Time Tito
Marshall Tweeto
Marmalade Mugabe
Genghis Can't
Needy Amin
Der Mankindertweetenfuhrer
Il Dunce
His MAGA-sty
Mr. Petulant Crossed Arms
Big Birther is Watching You, Winston!
Despot Don
#Cult45



Orange Skin & Yellow Hair Inspired
Cheeto Benito
Cheeto von Tweeto
Cheeto Bandito
Cheeto Jesus
O Yellar
Cheez-It-in-Chief
Cheez Whiz
Orange Foolius
Fanta Ranter
Angry Creamsicle
Tangerine Tyrant
Government Cheese Goebbels
Agent Orange
Agent Orange Treasonweasel
Nasturtium Narcissist
Orange Pillock (British informal: “stupid person”)
Angry Pumpkin
Tangerine Idi Amin
King Tangerine the First
Orange-utan
Talking Yam
Micturition Man
MANGOTUS
His Orangeness
Velveeto Corleone
Mangolini
Orange Oaf of Office
Mango Molester
The Hate Pumpkin
The Trumpkin Party
Emperor Tang
Manchurian Cantaloupe
Ginger Git
Naranja Numbskull
The Aqua Net Autistic
Nectarine Nero



Little Hands Inspired
Short-Fingered Vulgarian
King Donald the Doll-Handed
The Tiny-Handed Tyrant
Dinky Donny (Cher)
Stumpy
Chubby Nubby
Babyfingers Trump
Pixie Fingers Trump
Tiny Handed Totalitarian
Littlefingers
Tiny Hands Trump
Donnie Dollhands
Commander Babyfingers


Corpulescence Inspired
Jabba the Trump
Donnie Two Scoops
Plumpty Trumpty
Trumpty Dumpty
The Girther
Fat Nixon
President Hugh Janus
Habeus Corpulent (Latin for “Show us the fat-ass!”)
King Tub
Burger-boy
Bloatard
Empty Dumpty
FATUS



Lieing Inspired
Herr Confounderer (me, on global warming statement)
The Cowardly Liar
Donocchio
Dead Parrot President (reflexively contradicts obvious, if inconvenient, facts – “many want to be my COS”)
Commander in Cheat
President Pinnochio



Just Descriptive
Dolt 45
Trumplethinskin
Mighty Mouth (run in, without gun, take down felon)
Dotard (Kim Jong Un)
DOTUS
Marie Antrumpette
Dim Dotard
Dotard J. Trump
Chauncey Gardner (he only watches it on TV)
Donald Flunk
Fredo (“I can handle things. I’m smart. Not like everybody says, like dumb. I’m smart!”)
Banktrumpt
Cadet Bone Spurs
The Boy Blunder
Captain Chaos
Tom Buchanan (& Daisy)
Stable Genius
President Fluffernutter.
. . . this petit bourgeois hotelier, this predatory rentier . . . (me)
Dumpster Fire
Careening Clowncar of Chaos, Cacophony, and Catastrophic Clusterfuck
Donnie Darko
Drumpf
Moron (Secretary of State Rex Tillerson)
Fucking Moron (Secretary of State Rex Tillerson)
F*©kface von Clownstick (Jon Stewart)
Dodgeball Donnie
Trump of Doom (from the Bible, “Revelations”)
Trumpster Fire
Captain Deflection
IMPOTUS
Current Occupant
President Asterisk
Demented Donnie Drumpf
Rump
Dump
Man-Baby
Child in Chief
King Mierdas (King Midas in reverse)
Call Jeffy!! We got a leak on the Trumptanic!!
Criminal-in-Chief
The Babbling Crook
Goniff-in-Chief
The Pied Viper
President Infantile
Diaper Don
BLOTUS (“Biggest Liar of the United States)
PLOTUS (Pathological Liar of the United States)
PeeWee Trump (after UN laughter: ‘I meant to do that!’)
Chumpo the Clown (Elect a clown, get a circus, expect more clowns)
Loathsome Toad (“A Face in the Crowd”)
Pathetic Inadequate (bestowed by Nicholas Soames, Winston Churchill’s grandson, after Trump refused to go to Aisne-Marne American Cemetery)
Temper Tantrump
Trumper Tantrum
Donnie Rotten
Oberbefehl Scheisskopf (“Top Command Shithead”)
Bankrupt Billionaire
Toadglans von Hamberder
Combover in Chief
Grumblethinskin
Offal Office
Thief Executive
Trump-For-Brains
King Minus
Pompous Brokeahontas
ETTD (Everything Trump Touches Dies)
POtuS
President Trumpo (Newt Gingrich, while defending him against Mueller press conference)
Drumpfuck
Don Trumpxote (railing [tilting] against windmills)
Donnarrea
Homo Defectus
Vile Pile
Cockwomble (British: A completely useless person who spouts constant bullshit)
President Trumpy McScummy
Audience of One
The Minus Touch (after losses in the governors' races in 2018)
The Pestilent
Yellicopter



Alliterative Names
Butternut Brezhnev
Creamsicle Khrushchev
Papaya Perón
Cantaloupe Caligula
Tangerine Toddler
Mantan Molotov
Fanta Franco
Marmalade Mugabe
Tangerine Tito
Kumquat Quisling
Sunkist Stalin
Henna Himmler
Turmeric the Terrible
Dorito Duvalier
Persimmon Putin
Kumquat Khrushchev
Cheddar Ceauşescu
Spraytan Stalin
Toddler Tyrant



Golden Showers Inspired
PP



Parade Inspired
Cadet Scheiskopf (Catch-22)


Stormy Inspired
Captain Underpants
David Dennison (alias in Stormy Daniels’ legal filing)
Spankee
Unindicted Co-Conspirator
Poke-A-Pornstar (in response to “Pocohantas”)
Skanky Manslut
Toad (Stormy Daniel’s description of Little Donald)
Toadglans
Moronic Mini Mushroom
Toadglans
Individual 1

FoxNewsSucks

(10,375 posts)
29. Thank you!
Wed Apr 7, 2021, 08:07 PM
Apr 2021

That is the most comprehensive list of names for MF45 we'll ever see.

I just want to see him named "Prisoner #5468817984"

Journeyman

(15,001 posts)
30. I began collecting them from the time he began using Kiddie Scorn nicknames . . .
Wed Apr 7, 2021, 08:10 PM
Apr 2021

His insults were so childish, so unimaginative, I was compelled to add every creative name for him that I ran across to my list. Gotta admit, though, I just wanted him gone that last year, so didn't add any at all (or very little) in 2020.

Journeyman

(15,001 posts)
35. The most amazing thing about the list is . . .
Wed Apr 7, 2021, 08:17 PM
Apr 2021

everyone knows exactly who the insult is about for every one of those names.

lapfog_1

(29,166 posts)
37. read any post from TheFerret
Wed Apr 7, 2021, 08:48 PM
Apr 2021

and see if you can get through an entire post without laughing out loud at his numerous descriptive term for the Orange One.

lapfog_1

(29,166 posts)
43. read any post from TheFerret
Wed Apr 7, 2021, 09:09 PM
Apr 2021

and see if you can get through an entire post without laughing out loud at his numerous descriptive term for the Orange One.

keithbvadu2

(36,367 posts)
48. The Scots have quite a few names for him.
Thu Apr 8, 2021, 12:06 AM
Apr 2021

The Scots have quite a few names for him.

His own mother came from there.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/custard-flavoured-jobby

# 22. "Witless fucking cocksplat."

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