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Thu Apr 8, 2021, 04:46 PM

Those "vaccine" people got nothing on me.

It is so here’s what I did. I got one of those tracking shots “vaccine” they call it. Then I replaced the Sprint SIM card in my phone with a T-Mobile card but here’s the kicker, I then went to a 5G tower licked it and dry humped it (in that order) then went home and plugged in our 5G extender upstairs. I’m telling ya they won’t know where I am. North end of the house or south end - upstairs downstairs their equipment will be spinning like mad trying to find me.

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Reply Those "vaccine" people got nothing on me. (Original post)
underpants Apr 8 OP
leftieNanner Apr 8 #1
Aristus Apr 8 #2
Hugh_Lebowski Apr 8 #3
underpants Apr 8 #5
Hugh_Lebowski Apr 8 #4
underpants Apr 8 #8
Hugh_Lebowski Apr 8 #10
PJMcK Apr 8 #6
underpants Apr 8 #7
Johonny Apr 8 #9
underpants Apr 8 #12
Duncanpup Apr 8 #11
underpants Apr 8 #13

Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Apr 8, 2021, 04:48 PM

1. Tricky underpants!!

Well done!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Apr 8, 2021, 04:49 PM

2. Wow. What a social faux-pas.

You could at least have bought the 5G tower dinner first...

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Response to Aristus (Reply #2)

Thu Apr 8, 2021, 04:51 PM

3. No doubt ... I mean how old can that tower be? Old enough to give consent? I think not!

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Response to Aristus (Reply #2)

Thu Apr 8, 2021, 04:52 PM

5. The 5G tower brings ME dinner!

DoorDash UberEats etc.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Apr 8, 2021, 04:52 PM

4. This plan is fucking genius if I understand it correctly (nt)

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Response to Hugh_Lebowski (Reply #4)

Thu Apr 8, 2021, 04:57 PM

8. Yeah your up there, one of us huh?

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Response to underpants (Reply #8)

Thu Apr 8, 2021, 05:00 PM

10. You bet!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Apr 8, 2021, 04:54 PM

6. Wait...

You mean the little tin foil hat I made for my iPhone won't protect me? It looks kinda cute.

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Response to PJMcK (Reply #6)

Thu Apr 8, 2021, 04:56 PM

7. I left that at home

As I understand it they may track those now

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Apr 8, 2021, 04:59 PM

9. I heard Johnson & Johnson scrapped 15 million doses of vaccine

because they want to upgrade their batches to 6 G

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Response to Johonny (Reply #9)

Thu Apr 8, 2021, 07:27 PM

12. Ooh thanks

I’ll account for that.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Apr 8, 2021, 05:04 PM

11. Brilliant just brilliant

You sir are a genius

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Response to Duncanpup (Reply #11)

Thu Apr 8, 2021, 07:32 PM

13. Like a fox

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