"If it wasn't for cocaine, where would I be?" . . . Please come CAPTION Mr. My Pillow!!!!

[skip fox]

Mike (God's chief consultant) Lindell is saying: "What I'm ready to reveal later this month will make the Supreme Court turn in their badges. It will make tens of thousands of Democrats admit they were lying all along and subsequently resign their government positions. And, most importantly, it will reinstall Donald J. Trump as our great president! . . . Just you wait!"

[yonder]

1. Badges? Kookoo for cocoa puffs.

[skip fox]

2. Caution CAPTIONing at DU is a creative activity, so this spud

didn't really say that. I wrote it and am inviting other DUer's to create a CAPTION of their own. All in the interests of satire

(The satire in the above resides in the fact that he is that deranged.)

[yonder]

3. I'll strike badges and retain kookoo. Fixed. And true!

[skip fox]

4. From another angle . . .

"Once more, dear friends, into the dustbin of history!!!"

[lastlib]

6. "This is the thumb I put up Donny's ass.....

...and LICKED!"

[lastlib]

5. If crazy ever hits $40 per barrel, I want drilling rights to this guy's head.

I'm not saying he's an idiot, but in a battle of smarts, I think a leafy vegetable could take him.

[underpants]

7. 😆

[world wide wally]

8. Isn't Michelle Bachman from the same area?

Must be in the water there.

[Midnight Writer]

9. Maybe it's in the pillows.

[skip fox]

10. M.L. continues:

"And I'm counter-suing Dominion Voting Machines because they are trying to keep me from exposing the most dangerous plot against humanity since goose-feathered pillows!"