Shit Republican Candidates for President Say: Their Unwavering Obession with Sex

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Sh*t Republican Candidates Say
I thought I had a potty mouth, but you should hear the way this GOP field talks. For starters, they're obsessed with sex …
by Lizz Winstead
January 10, 2011

After Iowa, we are left with a half-dozen halfwits who want to defeat Barack Obama and become leader of the free world. These are the Top Dogs, the Pick of the Kitty Litter, the Jewels in the Clown.

So, how did these masterful hatesmen earn their coveted place in the Cream of the Crap? With their unwavering obsession with sex. All kinds of sex. Same sex, opposite sex, sex with animals.

Oh, and Muslims. But not Muslim sex. Not yet, anyway. There is so much to talk about when it comes to gay sex that they probably just haven't gotten around to it. But they will. If they know nothing about something, they always make time to spout off about it.

So, after watching 15 debates, I can't help but ask myself, "Is this the only time in their lives they are allowed talk about sex?" and "Why do guys with no access to my lady junk spend more time talking about it than guys that do?"

Read the full article and highlights of the Republican candidates "pillow talk" at:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2012/jan/10/sht-republican-candidates-say

[Solly Mack]

1. Love it!

[Blue Owl]

2. Those sick fuck republicans

Say, wasn't Jerry Sandusky a registered republican?

[Louisiana1976]

3. Great post! K&R!

[Tsiyu]

4. That made me lol

Great read...highly rec'd and enthusiastically kicked

[Initech]

5. They are truly repressed.

And I truly believe that a society that is that sexually repressed can never be really free.