Time for water sports!!! . . . Please come CAPTION ex-PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

ex-PresiDented Trump is thinking: "Feeling a little wet down south. . . . I wonder if . . . Naw. . . Anyway, if I just stand here, coat unbuttoned, like nothing happened nobody will dare notice. . . . Maybe Depends Extra-Supreme next time."

[NoMoreRepugs]

1. If only my hands were bigger I could hide what I

obviously didn’t do.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

2. This kind of shit is ableist.

[Kid Berwyn]

3. "We found The Leaker."

“And it is that.”

Thanks, Putin.

[skip fox]

4. nice

[48656c6c6f20]

5. Wow. I have a huge VA-Chyna

[skip fox]

6. Trump keeps thinking:

"But if the fake news asks, what will I say? . . . I spilled a glass of water? No, that would imply I could make mistakes. . . . How 'bout I say Biden had a remote control water pistol hidden behind the lectern? No, that would imply he knows technology better than I do. . . . What about I tell them I was just being ironic. . . . Yeah, that'll work. . . . Nobody knows what 'ironic' means anyway."

[malaise]

7. It's as wet as that rainy ramp

at West Point!

[malaise]

8. It's as wet as that rainy ramp

at West Point!

[Blue Owl]

13. The hulking boob's own private booby trap!

[malaise]

15. He's a detestable creep

seriously

[malaise]

16. He's a detestable creep

seriously

[skip fox]

9. Trump keeps a half-a-dozen brain cells busy:

"Or I could tell them that the Secret Service made e install a sprinkler in case an assassin tries to set my pants on fire."

[Johonny]

10. And I told my tailor I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a very nice suit today

And he fell for it. They always fall for it. The thing is, the jokes on them. I'm not paying them Tuesday. I'm not paying them at all. And I got this very nice suit. It is really very nice. A lot of men they walk around like an unmade bed. Suit totally doesn't fit them. but my tailor loves me. The less I pay him, the harder he works to put me in a really great fitting suit. This one fits my like a glove. You know, the way a glove fits. On a hand. The glove it goes on the hand, but this suit, it goes on the . . . person, man, woman, body, thing. You know, what I'm saying. A lot people stop and ask me, Mr. President, they call me that because I'm going to be reinstated president in August, July if the weather permits. They say Mr. President, should the cuffs go all the way to your knuckles. And I tell them, what is a knuckle? Anyways, four more years plus some, cause I got cheated and treated very unfair, but I got a really nice suit. And thanks for paying one hundred bucks a head to listen to my very nice speech. You've been a great audience. !

[skip fox]

11. Still very disturbed, I see. . .

[bottomofthehill]

12. That's what happens when you put your pants on backwards.

Look Melanoma, I can dress myself! Not that I enjoyed focusing in on the crotch ( even saying that makes me throw up a little bit in my mouth) but there seems to be a seam and not a sipper common on men’s pants. The odd waves are from usually sitting on that side, I am pretty sure his pants are on backwards. -And no crease in the middle of the pant legs.

[Johonny]

14. I've heard Bill Gates is inserting 5 G chips into zippers