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Mon Jun 7, 2021, 06:15 AM

New theory on Trump's pants

Not sure if this has been suggested already, but since Snopes apparently debunked the backwards idea, is it possible his crotch mess was a result of a lap dance from Lindsay Graham, Matt Gaetz, and/or MTG prior to taking the stage?

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Reply New theory on Trump's pants (Original post)
Delarage Jun 2021 OP
Raven Jun 2021 #1
arlyellowdog Jun 2021 #2
AZ8theist Jun 2021 #3
multigraincracker Jun 2021 #4
MontanaMama Jun 2021 #10
AZ8theist Jun 2021 #5
keithbvadu2 Jun 2021 #27
samnsara Jun 2021 #6
True Blue American Jun 2021 #8
NoMoreRepugs Jun 2021 #7
rurallib Jun 2021 #9
Laura PourMeADrink Jun 2021 #11
xxqqqzme Jun 2021 #14
Laura PourMeADrink Jun 2021 #19
xxqqqzme Jun 2021 #21
crim son Jun 2021 #24
DinahMoeHum Jun 2021 #12
berni_mccoy Jun 2021 #13
dhol82 Jun 2021 #15
Layzeebeaver Jun 2021 #16
Buns_of_Fire Jun 2021 #17
crim son Jun 2021 #25
lagomorph777 Jun 2021 #18
Laura PourMeADrink Jun 2021 #20
clutterbox1830 Jun 2021 #22
OhZone Jun 2021 #29
Turbineguy Jun 2021 #23
skip fox Jun 2021 #26
Xoan Jun 2021 #28
Disaffected Jun 2021 #30
czarjak Jun 2021 #31

Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 06:40 AM

1. Nah, he's just fat and sweats a lot. n/t

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Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 06:41 AM

2. It's the Emperor Has No Clothes thing

No one can tell him anything. He yells at the messenger. Itís part of dementia. So no one is going to take a hit by telling him he looks stupid.

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Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:05 AM

4. A credible leak will come out.

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Response to multigraincracker (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:54 AM

10. Thread winner.

I just snorted my coffee, thank you very much.

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Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:07 AM

5. None of them would "lap dance" for Doturd...

.....they would simply grab their ankles and "present"...

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Response to AZ8theist (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 09:21 AM

27. Don Jr's gf Kimberly G would.

Don Jr's gf Kimberly G would.

Or Ivanka.

But not Melania

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Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:28 AM

6. cheap suit

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Response to samnsara (Reply #6)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:40 AM

8. Guess Trump never heard of Permanent Press.

Wrinkles, baggy trousers. If they made the legs less baggy he would not looks so fat.

That shiny, bright blue was awful!

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Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:37 AM

7. Finally, the mystery of my grandmother's missing drapes might be solved.

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Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:45 AM

9. It's an inside job I tells ya!

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Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:02 AM

11. Can't believe I missed this whole thing. PDF

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Response to Laura PourMeADrink (Reply #11)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:17 AM

14. I can't believe I missed it

. I was offline most of the weekend. Is this a picture of the pants?

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Response to xxqqqzme (Reply #14)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:54 AM

19. Here's some video... So creepy. It's like his suit pants

Are different material than jacket? Waterproof?


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Response to Laura PourMeADrink (Reply #19)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 09:04 AM

21. Thank you

n/t

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Response to Laura PourMeADrink (Reply #19)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 09:14 AM

24. It looks like the fly has been blurred out.

Otherwise, that's what happens if you wear pants that drape from your waist/butt. He has no leg muscles or manly attributes to take up the slack so the pants wrinkle like that.

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Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:13 AM

12. Nah, probably wearing expandable-waistband pants. . .

Last edited Mon Jun 7, 2021, 01:21 PM - Edit history (1)

. . .since it seems he's now incapable of unzipping and rezipping the fly.

He does have a history of incontinence, doncha know? (all those years of drugs and fast food)

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Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:14 AM

13. Those wrinkles happen when your pants are around your ankles too long

 

Maybe because he has to stay on the shitter for so long from eating too many hamburders or because he insists on every member of the GOP kissing something other than his ring.

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Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:33 AM

16. Ugh! A MTG lap dance...

...would poison any memories of time in the champagne room.

In fact, my trousers would put themselves on backwards all on their own just as preemptive protection!

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Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:42 AM

17. The swollen belly-sac on this specimen

indicates to me that he's about to eject his spores.

/s/ BUtIGrt, Cultural Biologist, Planet G^FUUG-4, District 489

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Response to Buns_of_Fire (Reply #17)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 09:15 AM

25. Ugh. n/t

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Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:51 AM

18. Fire damage.

It often happens to liars.

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Response to lagomorph777 (Reply #18)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:56 AM

20. Lol. Is that why the material in his pants looks different

Then the material in his jacket? Fireproof just in case his pants catch on fire


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Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 09:12 AM

22. I'm not sure it is debunked. Snopes only list the story as false without any explanation.

They only list the theory as false and mock the story itself.

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Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 09:14 AM

23. They are tear-away pants.

After the big speech he was to audition for a part in the remake of "The Full Monty".

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Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 09:21 AM

26. And they are wet (at least moist) due to leakage from Depends,

which he doesn't realize since a soggy mess in his body's basement feels normal to this spud.

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Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 09:24 AM

28. Snopes may be dead wrong ...

Backwards women's pants!

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Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 11:41 AM

30. "Trum-pants"

A good name if someone cares to market them.

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Response to Delarage (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 09:52 PM

31. Diaper Dandy! Thanks, Dick.

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