Mon Jun 7, 2021, 06:15 AM
Delarage (2,028 posts)
New theory on Trump's pants
Not sure if this has been suggested already, but since Snopes apparently debunked the backwards idea, is it possible his crotch mess was a result of a lap dance from Lindsay Graham, Matt Gaetz, and/or MTG prior to taking the stage?
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Author | Time | Post |
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Delarage | Jun 2021 | OP |
Raven | Jun 2021 | #1 | |
arlyellowdog | Jun 2021 | #2 | |
AZ8theist | Jun 2021 | #3 | |
multigraincracker | Jun 2021 | #4 | |
MontanaMama | Jun 2021 | #10 | |
AZ8theist | Jun 2021 | #5 | |
keithbvadu2 | Jun 2021 | #27 | |
samnsara | Jun 2021 | #6 | |
True Blue American | Jun 2021 | #8 | |
NoMoreRepugs | Jun 2021 | #7 | |
rurallib | Jun 2021 | #9 | |
Laura PourMeADrink | Jun 2021 | #11 | |
xxqqqzme | Jun 2021 | #14 | |
Laura PourMeADrink | Jun 2021 | #19 | |
xxqqqzme | Jun 2021 | #21 | |
crim son | Jun 2021 | #24 | |
DinahMoeHum | Jun 2021 | #12 | |
berni_mccoy | Jun 2021 | #13 | |
dhol82 | Jun 2021 | #15 | |
Layzeebeaver | Jun 2021 | #16 | |
Buns_of_Fire | Jun 2021 | #17 | |
crim son | Jun 2021 | #25 | |
lagomorph777 | Jun 2021 | #18 | |
Laura PourMeADrink | Jun 2021 | #20 | |
clutterbox1830 | Jun 2021 | #22 | |
OhZone | Jun 2021 | #29 | |
Turbineguy | Jun 2021 | #23 | |
skip fox | Jun 2021 | #26 | |
Xoan | Jun 2021 | #28 | |
Disaffected | Jun 2021 | #30 | |
czarjak | Jun 2021 | #31 |
Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 06:40 AM
Raven (13,586 posts)
1. Nah, he's just fat and sweats a lot. n/t
Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 06:41 AM
arlyellowdog (864 posts)
2. It's the Emperor Has No Clothes thing
No one can tell him anything. He yells at the messenger. It’s part of dementia. So no one is going to take a hit by telling him he looks stupid.
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Response to arlyellowdog (Reply #2)
AZ8theist This message was self-deleted by its author.
Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:05 AM
multigraincracker (29,342 posts)
4. A credible leak will come out.
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Response to multigraincracker (Reply #4)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:54 AM
MontanaMama (21,228 posts)
10. Thread winner.
I just snorted my coffee, thank you very much.
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Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:07 AM
AZ8theist (4,463 posts)
5. None of them would "lap dance" for Doturd...
.....they would simply grab their ankles and "present"...
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Response to AZ8theist (Reply #5)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 09:21 AM
keithbvadu2 (30,146 posts)
27. Don Jr's gf Kimberly G would.
Don Jr's gf Kimberly G would.
Or Ivanka. But not Melania |
Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:28 AM
samnsara (16,818 posts)
6. cheap suit
Response to samnsara (Reply #6)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:40 AM
True Blue American (16,565 posts)
8. Guess Trump never heard of Permanent Press.
Wrinkles, baggy trousers. If they made the legs less baggy he would not looks so fat.
That shiny, bright blue was awful! |
Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:37 AM
NoMoreRepugs (7,729 posts)
7. Finally, the mystery of my grandmother's missing drapes might be solved.
Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:45 AM
rurallib (60,301 posts)
9. It's an inside job I tells ya!
Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:02 AM
Laura PourMeADrink (40,746 posts)
11. Can't believe I missed this whole thing. PDF
Link to tweet ?s=19 |
Response to Laura PourMeADrink (Reply #11)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:17 AM
xxqqqzme (14,887 posts)
14. I can't believe I missed it
. I was offline most of the weekend. Is this a picture of the pants?
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Response to xxqqqzme (Reply #14)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:54 AM
Laura PourMeADrink (40,746 posts)
19. Here's some video... So creepy. It's like his suit pants
Response to Laura PourMeADrink (Reply #19)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 09:04 AM
xxqqqzme (14,887 posts)
21. Thank you
n/t
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Response to Laura PourMeADrink (Reply #19)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 09:14 AM
crim son (27,400 posts)
24. It looks like the fly has been blurred out.
Otherwise, that's what happens if you wear pants that drape from your waist/butt. He has no leg muscles or manly attributes to take up the slack so the pants wrinkle like that.
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Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:13 AM
DinahMoeHum (21,052 posts)
12. Nah, probably wearing expandable-waistband pants. . .
Last edited Mon Jun 7, 2021, 01:21 PM - Edit history (1) . . .since it seems he's now incapable of unzipping and rezipping the fly.
He does have a history of incontinence, doncha know? (all those years of drugs and fast food) ![]() |
Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:14 AM
berni_mccoy (23,018 posts)
13. Those wrinkles happen when your pants are around your ankles too long
Maybe because he has to stay on the shitter for so long from eating too many hamburders or because he insists on every member of the GOP kissing something other than his ring.
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Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:33 AM
Layzeebeaver (1,203 posts)
16. Ugh! A MTG lap dance...
...would poison any memories of time in the champagne room.
In fact, my trousers would put themselves on backwards all on their own just as preemptive protection! |
Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:42 AM
Buns_of_Fire (15,850 posts)
17. The swollen belly-sac on this specimen
indicates to me that he's about to eject his spores.
/s/ BUtIGrt, Cultural Biologist, Planet G^FUUG-4, District 489 |
Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:51 AM
lagomorph777 (30,613 posts)
18. Fire damage.
It often happens to liars.
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Response to lagomorph777 (Reply #18)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:56 AM
Laura PourMeADrink (40,746 posts)
20. Lol. Is that why the material in his pants looks different
Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 09:12 AM
clutterbox1830 (393 posts)
22. I'm not sure it is debunked. Snopes only list the story as false without any explanation.
They only list the theory as false and mock the story itself.
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Response to clutterbox1830 (Reply #22)
OhZone This message was self-deleted by its author.
Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 09:14 AM
Turbineguy (35,660 posts)
23. They are tear-away pants.
After the big speech he was to audition for a part in the remake of "The Full Monty".
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Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 09:21 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
26. And they are wet (at least moist) due to leakage from Depends,
which he doesn't realize since a soggy mess in his body's basement feels normal to this spud.
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Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 09:24 AM
Xoan (25,113 posts)
28. Snopes may be dead wrong ...
Backwards women's pants!
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Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 11:41 AM
Disaffected (3,312 posts)
30. "Trum-pants"
A good name if someone cares to market them.
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Response to Delarage (Original post)
Mon Jun 7, 2021, 09:52 PM
czarjak (8,472 posts)