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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsGOP Launches New Legislative Effort To Control Women's Pancreases
WASHINGTONBuoyed by their success in restricting female reproductive rights, the GOP reportedly launched a new legislative effort Monday to control womens pancreases.
Every day, women are using pancreatic enzymes to break down food without any consideration for the sanctity of these innocent carbohydrates, proteins, and fats, said Jim Jordan (R-OH), announcing a new spate of bills that severely limit the types of procedures women can undergo on the digestive organ while also cutting funding for gastroenterologists and endocrinologists across the country.
We spend all this time worrying about womens rights, but what about the mass slaughter of glycogens thats taking place throughout our nation? Are the undigested not worthy of protection as well?
At press time, the Republican Party had unveiled a new law that would require women to watch a video of a pancreas creating glucose before theyd be allowed to undergo a pancreaticoduodenectomy.
https://www.theonion.com/gop-launches-new-legislative-effort-to-control-women-s-1847141621
niyad
(113,055 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)stillcool
(32,626 posts)rarely read anything these days that puts a smile on my face. Feels good, thanks!
Maraya1969
(22,462 posts)that you would stop.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)People need to lighten up a bit. I honestly don't get why people get so offended by satire. It baffles me.
ret5hd
(20,482 posts)Maraya1969
(22,462 posts)useful and not someone trying to trick me.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)republicans are. I don't think anyone was trying to trick you. It was making fun of them, not you.
The whole point was to get a laugh at the expense of the right-wingers, not to fool Democrats.
Maraya1969
(22,462 posts)to click on a link that is taking me to something that is fake. When I post OPs I try to explain what the OP is about so people can judge before they click whether or not they want to spend their time doing so. I think that is just being respectful.
speaknow
(321 posts)it shows how dangerous they can be, and
besides they like the boys!
niyad
(113,055 posts)the link.
Note to The Onion; don't give them any ideas.
Takket
(21,528 posts)Maraya1969
(22,462 posts)abqtommy
(14,118 posts)SergeStorms
(19,186 posts)Borowitz or the Onion. When I didn't see Borowitz on the header, I knew it was the Onion. 🤣