'We are an army for everything that Jesus has purchased for us': Lauren Boebert at Freedom rally

[Roland99]

Did he use forbidden Apple Pay?


https://www.rawstory.com/amp/jesus-purchased-lauren-boebert-rally-2653682959

Wearing her usual holstered firearm U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) on Independence Day injected a heavy dose of Christian nationalism into her speech in Mesa County, Colorado. Rep. Boebert said sees her constituents as "an army for everything that Jesus has purchased for us and our children, and our children's children."

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"It's not a coincidence that Independence Day is on a Sunday this year," she also told supporters.

"We will not back down until we have everything God has promised us," she added, although did not specify what her list of demands include.

And I guess she doesn’t know how calendars work....

[Marrah_Goodman]

1. Jesus would hate that ignorant turd.

[hlthe2b]

2. One wonders if that is why she was "blessed" with the chin of the Wicked Witch of the West

I know it is terrible to comment on her or anyone else's looks, but I'll take the in THIS case.

[George II]

27. BOOM! That was the funniest post I've seen in days. Thanks so much!

[mdbl]

3. asshole is as asshole does

hopefully god still uses lightning on people like her

[Solly Mack]

4. Wouldn't they all have to die to get everything "purchased" (ever-lasting life)?

Mind you, I'm not objecting.

Just curious.

As to the other bit of ignorance. Well, she is ignorant.

[bluedigger]

5. Dumber and more dangerous than a paper sack of hammers.

That's my congressperson!

[IcyPeas]

6. She must shop at Hobby Lobby.

[Shellback Squid]

7. the stupid is strong in this one

she is the exception in CO

[Blue Owl]

8. Jesus purchased lunch from Boebert's roadhouse; now he has bloody diarrhea

Thanks Lauren Bloodfart

[yonder]

9. Gawd she's an idiot.

It also wouldn't be a coincidence if the 4th fell on a Sunday for two consecutive years....or if it didn't fall on a Sunday at all.

[Permanut]

10. An extremely dangerous cult..

capable of 9/11 scale atrocities.

[luckone]

14. Yes and as I said in post 12 I don't see them backing down. Jesus is on their side

No difference Same fervor

[EndlessWire]

11. Someone told her to

connect the concept of "army" to religious entitlement. Jesus would be ashamed of her.

"We will not back down..." Wut in hell does that mean? These stupid people are going to be shot dead if they try another insurrection. Is the TP worth that??

[luckone]

12. Maybe it she meant that it has to do with what they say -Jesus died for our sins

She figures she can be hateful and all-around nasty because Jesus picked up the tab already on the plethora of sins she commits against humanity
How stupid would you have to be to not know what a calendar is ?
the people that follow her may intellectually and emotionally be beyond help if they’re over 12-14 .
I don’t see it because they think Jesus is on their side they won’t back down Jesus would not want that I mean look how he put the 4th of July on Sunday !

[uriel1972]

21. The danger of predeterminism and antinomalism...

[onecaliberal]

13. She's one of the people who would have been yellin GB and screaming for Jesus to be crucified.

It’s not funny, maybe ironic that they’re literally too stupid to understand that they are in fact very stupid. They open their mouths and remove all doubt for us.

[OAITW r.2.0]

15. She is a fucking moron.

I am insulted that people like this represent me in Congress/

[tanyev]

16. I did not realize Jesus' death on the cross was to create the USA.

Must have missed that in my Bible.

[uriel1972]

19. Gotta have the special one that says whatever

The reader wants it to say. Not that this crowd would read a Bible if their life depended on it.

[luckone]

32. Your Bible could be a librrahl commie Bible or sumptim. Get the real good news ! USA

[sop]

17. Someone give the woman thirty pieces of silver.

[uriel1972]

18. One of my favourite but little used sayings..

Crazier than a hatful of assholes.

[DFW]

20. Did he pay with cash or credit?

Or didn't she specify? I was just curious............

[George II]

24. Perhaps bitcoin?

[DFW]

26. Ah, I hadn't even considered that one.

I thought the rate fluctuation might have discouraged him...........

[rickford66]

22. Add the digits 2021 and then double it.

The Ten Commandments !!!! God planned everything down to the smallest detail.

[George II]

23. Probably Ebay. Free shipping!

[spanone]

25. nut bag says what?

[The Wizard]

28. Her mental infirmity

should cause her to lose gun privileges.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

29. I wonder if Jesus pays in cash.

Or by credit card or debit card. Does he have a card that gives him airline miles. So many questions come to mind.

[Duppers]

30. ...

[smirkymonkey]

31. What?

What does any of that even mean? It makes no sense.

It's like she's been going to "TFG's School For Mastering The Art of Butchering The English Language".

I honestly have no idea what she is trying to say.

[moondust]

33. Do guns lead to mental illness?

Or the other way around?